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General Forum: Nizamabad | | A joke on a pakistani | |
| 1. How do you stop a Pakistani Tank
Shoot the men who are pushing it.
2. How do you disable a Pakistani Tank?
Hide the wind-up key.
3. How do you disable Paki missiles?
Cut the rubber band.
4. Pakistani military researches have recently ordered for enlargement
of the hatches on tanks and other armoured vehicles.
This is so they can be more easily abandoned in the enemy territory.
5. Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes?
Neither has Pakistan.
6. Did you hear about the latest Pakistani invention?
Its a solar powered flashlight.
7. Did you hear about the other Pakistani invention?
The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.
8. How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
Put it in water.
9. Did you hear about the 747 jet which crashed into a cemetery in Karachi.
The Pakistan officials have recovered 3000 bodies so far.
10. Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried
at Sea?
Five Pakistani soldiers died digging his grave.
11. Did you hear about the Pakistani helicopter crash?
The pilot felt cold, so turned off the fan.
12. Why do Pakistani dogs have flat noses?
They get it from chasing parked cars.
13. Did you hear about a Pakistani who studied diligently for five days?
He was scheduled to take a urine test.
14. Did you hear about the shut down of the Karachi National Library?
Somebody stole the only book.
Posted by: Mr vinay kasturi At: 17, Apr 2003 5:28:49 AM IST
Scene: Trench warfare on Indo Pak border, Sikh regiment on one side
suddenly Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts!
"Oye Abdul!"
Guy pops up from other trench
"Kya hai be"
BANG shot dead!
"Oye Karim"
2 guys stand up, " Kya hai saale"
BANG BANG both khalaas
" Oye Mustafa!"
2 more, BANG BANG! dono saale khalaas!
Pakis get worried, they think saala Sardar log, when did they get so
smart? Decide to try it themselves.
"Abe Gurdev Singh"
silence
"Oye Gurdev Singh!!"
silence
"O Bhai, Gurdev Singh!"
"Oye Gurdev Singh ko kaun bula raha hai re?
Paki gets up, " Main"
BANG!
Posted by: Mr vinay kasturi At: 17, Apr 2003 5:27:58 AM IST
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