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| Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye
Paida hua Wakeel (advocate) to Shaitaan nay kaha
Lo aaj main bhee Sahab-e-Aulad ho gaya.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Apr 2003 9:40:05 AM IST
Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal,
Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe
Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Apr 2003 9:30:56 AM IST
Maine tujhe dekha,
handle badal badal kar
Tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
sandle badal badal kar
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Apr 2003 9:19:06 AM IST
Zindgi mein to tumhari aa na sake, ab khwaabon mein chale aate hain
Tum laakh nazrein pher lo sanam, hum phir bhi chale aate hain
Kahne ko to tum bhul chuki thi, phir bhi anjaane mein pukarti ho
Tum kabhi bhuli nahin thi, sirf jaankar anjaane mein pukarti ho
Mann to mann hai, mann ko kya kahena
hum aayenge sapno mein, sapno ko kya kahena
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Apr 2003 8:57:16 AM IST
Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati
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A kalam rukja
Izzat ka mukam hai
Tere nuk pe mere
Mehbub ka naam hai
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O shayeri sunne walo jara
Gor se suno
Age ka nahi aata
Kisi aur se suno
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Tairna hai to samunder me aake tairo
Kinaron me kya rakha hai
Agar pyar karana hai to bahome aake karo
Isharon me kya rakha hai
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Apr 2003 8:55:02 AM IST
ladka bola :
kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to h! azaron ka kya hoga.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Apr 2003 8:52:59 AM IST
"Teri julphein hai ya Ghana Andhera.....................
..................JAANEMAN katwa de baal ...... Hoja ganji...........Aur.............Karde savera"
"JUICE peene ka mazza cup mein nahin ........GLass mein hota hai
GREEting card dene ka mazza GHARwali ko nahin SAALi ko hota hai"
Wo larayeee hi kya JISME DO CHAAR Gaaliyan na ho .....
ARE Wo SASURAAL HI kya jahan koi Saali na ho!!
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Apr 2003 8:51:12 AM IST
Pani pitaa hain pipe se
Apple khataan hain knife se
Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron
Jooten khataan hain wife se
Jabhi dekhti nazre jhuka late wo
Khuda ka shukr hai hame pehchan to lati woh!
Yeh zulphen hai teri,
ya resham ka jaal,
Khushnaseeb hai woh choohae,
Jo kha gaye tere baal.
ANGDAYEE WOH LETI HAI DUM MERA NIKAL JATA HAI......
WAH!WAH!WAH!WAH!
ANGDAYEE WOH LETI HAI DUM MERA NIKAL JATA HAI..........
WAH!WAH!WAH!WAH!
ARE ZAALIM DEODRENT LAGAANE ME TERA KYA JAATA HAI?
kaash ki tere chehere par chicken pox ke gande daag hote
tu chand to hai saath sitaren bhi hote
Hum to teri yaad mein phool bichhaya bhathay thay
Tum hi thay jo kanton par chaal diya
Kantay chubhay tumko, Pooch meray dil se kitnay zakhm milay mujhko.
Zindagi nay mujhhay deeya hi kya hai,
Jo may tumko lautadoon
Kuch gum aur tanhayee kay siva mera paas hai hi kya,
Bataan may tumko kya doon
Yeh gum bhi mera apne hai,
Yeh tanhayee bhi meri apni hi
baki to sapney hai,
Jo naa huhay kabhi apnay hai.
Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye
Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon
Anarkali teri zulfein hain raat ka andhera,
Anarkali teri zulfein hain raat ka andhera,
Ho ja tu ganji karde sawera.
Maine tujhse pyar kiya heera samajh ke,
tere baap ne mujhe khaaya kheera samajh ke!
Khud ko kar buland itna....
Ke Himalay ki choti par ja pahunche....
Aur Khuda tumse puchche....
Abey Gadhey... Ab utarega kaise?
Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi, jis ko aankh maari thi
Woh sendal kitni bhaari thi, jo us ney sar per maari thi
Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do
Yeh tera chehra hai yaa keleka chhilka
Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Apr 2003 8:41:52 AM IST
tum har raat mere khwaabon mein aise mataao,
tum har raat mujhe yuunh na sataao,
Melody khaao khud jaan jao........
jee chaahataa hei kee tere naazuk honthonko choom lu
jee chaahataa hei kee tere naazuk honthonko choom lu
magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraadaa badaldiyaa....
door se dekhaa to patthhar dikhtaa thaa.....
dooor se dekhaa.. to patthharr dikhtaathaa......
paas jake dekhaa to... suchmooch patthharhi thaa......
mat pee sharaab Ghalib masjid mein baithkar
ek hi botal hai, kahin khudaa na maangle
aasmaan mein ood rahaa hai kabootar
aasmaan mein ood rahaa hai kabootar
flutter flutter, flutter flutter
tumne mujhe itni berahemi se pitaa
tumne mujhe itni berahemi se pitaa
sin theta upon cos theta = tan theta
tuney pyaar mein chori kiya mera man
tuney pyaar mein chori kiya mera man
sin^2 theta +cos^2 theta =1
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 23, Apr 2003 11:22:46 AM IST
Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai ?
WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI, HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE
KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE, KUCH WOH AAGE BADHI
HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI
HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH UR AAGE BADHI
AB HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE, AUR WOH SADAK KE IS PAR THI
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi;
dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le jalim,
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi.
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita;
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita;
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita.
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai,
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai.
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
ye Ladkiya kya cheez hai samaz me nahi ata hai,
kabhi freez me bhi doodth ubal jata hai,
rakho lambe time thak to teek,
varna thode time me tho phat jata hai.
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
*wah*wah*wah*wah
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 23, Apr 2003 11:09:44 AM IST
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