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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Tell me a joke! ....................Siri Siri | |
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Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, May 2003 11:55:44 AM IST
A seven year old comes to his mother in the midst of a party and starts shouting:
"Mummy, Mummy, mujhe susu aaya hai."
The mother takes him aside and says: "Beta, sab keh samne aisa nahin kahte!"
Kid: "Mummy, phir mein kya kahoon?"
Mom: "Tum kaho kih mujhe gana gana hai."
Before dawn the kid wakes his father up and says: "Papa, Papa. Mujhe gana gana hai!"
Pop: "Ullu keh pathe, andhere mein gana nahin gaatey. Soh jah."
Kid: "Nahin Papa. Bahut jor se aaya hai."
Pop: "Achcha. Mere kaan mein ga deh." [naa chevilo poyyi!]
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, May 2003 11:48:30 AM IST
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