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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | bollywoodstars' answering machine Messages----Siri Siri | |
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Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 3, Nov 2004 8:55:01 PM IST
hahaha..;)) good ones malak.
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 3, Nov 2004 8:43:36 PM IST
lol MR...... u r.....thats y u r MR :)
Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 3, Nov 2004 8:32:22 PM IST
Have a look at how our favourite film stars would like to record messages in their answering machines :
Amitabh - Han han mein chor hun, mein bazar mein kaladhandha karta hun, police ke record mein mera naam hai. Lekin mein akela nahin hun. Jao pahle ush admi ko msg de kar aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; Jao pahle ush admi ko msg de kar aao jisne mere maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya tha; jao pahle ush aadmi ko msg de kar aao jisne mere haath me yeh likh diya tha; Uske BAAD, Uske baad mere bhai tum jab chahoge tab mere m/c mein msg de dena.
Dharmendra - Kutte Kaminey, Agar tuune apni maa ka doodh piya hai to message chodde, warana mein tujhe jinda nahin chodunga.
AJIT's voicemail - Sari duniya mujhe white LION ke naamse janti hai, jabtak tum messages chhodoge hum bharat se bahut dur ja chuke honge, robert helicopter chalu karo !!
Ajit : "Smart move". Phone kiya aapne baaahot aaachha kiya Apka nam chod dijiye aur Mona apka phone louta degi ! Please Hiron ki aawaj sunte hi record karna !
Shatru : Jis haram-zade ne call kiya hain ... mein us haram-zade ko zinda nahi chodunga... jaan se maar dunga
Shatru - AAahoy ! Ye Chenu ka answering m/c hai ! Seedhi taraha se message chhod de warna mai teri haddi pasli ek kardunga, ! haaa
Shatru - Apne Mangal ko phone kiya hai, koi phate hue tash ke tirpanve patte ko nahin ! Nam chod dena Ham patta khud jaan lenge !
Raj Kumar : Jaani. Shisheke gharome rahane wale pathar nahi pheka karate.Tum pathar mat pheko message chodo. Hum jara jaldi me hai. Jaani yeh answering machine koi bacchon ka khel nahi. hum ko mita sake woh tumahre msg mein dum nahi.... hum se hain ye m/c .. m/c se hum nahi....
Pran - PATHAN ki ansering m/c.... HUM tereku bola msg chod de warna hum pathan ka baccha tumara tangdi tod dega
Prem chopra - Hum woh hain jo shishe ko patthar se katate hain.... aaapke msg ki iit ka jawab patthar se denge.... BTW (By The Way): Mera Naam hai Pre'm, He he Pre'm Chopra
KESTO - Ihhhiyaa ! saale message Chhod ! nahi to Batli de !! Ihhhiyaa! Jaldi kar HICH ! Apun ko janeka hai Ihhhiyaa ! ! hick! aay . hick! ye ansering hick! machine hick! msg ..
Asrani - AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAA ! Phone kiya ! Tune phone kiya RRRRREEEEEE! Message rakh ! AAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAA !
Asrani -- Adhe log 1 press karo.. adhe log 2 press karo... baki msg rakho.hum angrezon ke zamane ke jailar hain hA HAAAAAAA.. msg angrezimein rakho.. HA HAAAAAAA
BINDU - Mera nam hai shabnam, pyar se log mujhe SHABBO kehate hai...Tumhara naan kya hai !! Tina Mina, Anju, Manju Yaaa Madhuuu.
Shakti - Aaauu lalita, Message chhod deee ! warna teri maa ki jaaan .....Aaaauu lalita !! mera naam Balma... badriparsad lalanparsad malapani... balma..Pyarasa... Nanhasa.. Chotasa ....Balmaa. Aur mere kane Chaku hai?
Jeevan - Ooouuum ! Kya bandar ki tarah msg chodta hai tum ! Kya is m/c me koi ladki hai kyaaa !
Mehmood - Kya bula tu. Mereku kya bola tu. Seedhi tarah se message rakhaneko bola ... Aur tum muh pe kuphal daal kai baithta kya
Mehmood - Ayyo dyevi . tum kitna khoobsoorat msg chchodta ji.. Aum yakdam pagal O jata ji, Aiyo Wanga, Ider Aana, ayyo BinduSSS
Gabbar - Soovar ke bachcho . main ghar mein nahi hu. ab tera kya hoga re kalia? raat ko jab tej tej phone ki ghanti bajti hai to maa kehti hai msg chchod beta varna gabbar nahi sunega ... Yaad rahe Yaha se 50 50 mil ki doori par jab koi baccha rota hai to maa kahati hai "beta so ja nahi to gabbar singh ka voice mail Bolega...."
Basanti - Yun ki hume jayaada bukbuk karne ki aadat toh hai nahi . agar mere liye msg hai to 1 dabana. agar mausi ke liye hai to 2 dabana, agar veeru ke liye hai to dono dabana . yun ki hume lamba msg rakhne ki aadat to hai nahi... agar mere liye msg hai...to 1 dabana.......
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 16, May 2003 12:07:20 PM IST
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