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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | telugulo kita kitalu | |
| oka bhaaratIyuDu tana pregnant wife to paakistaan reilu lO prayaaNistunnaaDu.vaari tO paaTu koMtamaMdi paakistaan army officers kUDaa same compartment. lO prayaaNistunnaaru.
As every body knows, the Pakis think they are a little too smart and also try to show their superiority in all aspects, they tried to act little smart and embarrass the Indian. They thought at the same time, it would be a good way to pass time too. So, one of them went and sat beside the man.
oka officer I bhaaratIyuDani aDigaaDu "Are you an Indian?????".
"Yes", the man replied proudly.
The officer then said, "Is your wife pregnant????"
"Yes", replied the man. He was a bit annoyed by the question as it was obviously visible that his wife was pregnant and the officer still asked that question. But he kept quiet. Now, the officer thought it was time to have some fun.
He asked the Indian, "If it is a boy, what would u like him to be?????"
"I'd make him a Software Engineer", the man said proudly.
"What if it is a girl ????" asked the officer.
"I'd make her a doctor", the man replied.
Now, the officer gave the man a naughty grin and said, "What if it is neither a boy nor a girl?"
The smart Indian realized the whole point of this officer speaking to him. He realized that these officers were trying to embarrass him so he decided to give it back to them. He thought for a second, returned the same naughty smile back to the officer and said, "In that case, he will join the Pakistan army......."
I thought this joke will be more humorous in English
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Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 7, Dec 2005 12:29:23 PM IST
GOD WAS CREATING UNIVERSE.
And he was explaining to his subordinates .........
"Look everything should be in balance".
1.For example, after every 10 deer there should be a
lion.
Look here my fellow angels; here is the country of the
2.United States.
I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at
the same time, I have given them insecurity and
tension....
2.And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful
nature. But at the same time,I have given them
climatic extremes....
3.And here is South America. I have given them lots of
forests. But at the same time, I have given them
lesser land so that they would have to cut off the
forests...
So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.
One of the angels asked... "God, what is this
extremely beautiful country here?"
God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of
all, INDIA.
My most precious creation. It has understanding and
friendly people. Sparkling streams,Serene Mountains.
A culture, which speaks of the great tradition that
they live.Technologically brilliant and with a heart
of gold....."
The angel was quite surprised "But God you said
everything should be in balance."
GOD REPLIED " LOOK AT THE NEIGHBOURS I GAVE THEM"
Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 20, Nov 2005 7:44:25 PM IST
kita kita lu maname peTTukovalaa :D
Posted by: Mr. The Fountainhead (A.K.A Fake ID) At: 19, Nov 2005 5:31:07 PM IST
raamuDu bhImuDu pichchi aasupatri rOgulu.
oka rOju raamuDu nILLalO paDipOtE bhImuDu rakshiMchaaDu.
I saMghaTana chUsi pedda DaacTaru 'bhImuDi pichchinayameinadi kaabaTTe munigipOtunna raamuDuni rakshiMchagaligaaDu' ani telusukonnaaDu.
koMta sEpaTi taruvaata DaacTaru bhImuDu daggariki vachchi"nI pichchinayameinadani aasupatri vargamu nirNayimchaTameinadi, kaani nuvvu raamuni rakshiMcha prayatnamu vrudhaaeinadi.raamuDu gadi lO taaDuku vELLaaDutunnaaDu ani annaaDu.
daaniki bhImuDu
raamuDu taDachipOyaaDu,atanini veLLaaDa aarabeTTaanu,aaraaDaa?nannu eppuDu viDudala chEstaaru? ani aDigaaDu.
DaacTaru mUrchapOyaaDu
Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 19, Nov 2005 3:02:58 PM IST
telugulO Teipu chEyyaalaMTe chaala Teimu paDutuMdi amDi
thanks
Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 18, Nov 2005 10:36:43 PM IST
Bihar Driving License
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DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
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! ! He will give you the licen.
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8. Number that are yours: ___
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12. Dental rekard:
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____________________________
(** If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression .)
PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS
Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.
NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.
WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS
This mail I got from one of my friends.
Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 18, Nov 2005 10:01:39 PM IST
:))
Posted by: V E N K A T At: 3, Sep 2004 1:16:10 PM IST
:)
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 3, Sep 2004 11:16:21 AM IST
ante maku meme pettukovala??
Posted by: Mr. Kanna At: 2, Jul 2003 9:27:43 AM IST
ChA, nijamA venkaT ?
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 2, Jul 2003 9:18:24 AM IST
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