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General Forum: Society | | ******WOMAN****** | |
| New element of the periodic table
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Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: ????(do not want ro reveal his identity)
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from
40 - 200 kg
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered with thin painted film
2. Boils at room Temperature
3. Freezes without any known reason
4. Melts if given special treatment
5. Bitter if incorrectly used
6. Found in various states, ranging from metals to
common ore
7. Ductile
8. Yields to pressure applied at correct points
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of
precious stones and absorbs great quantities of
expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and
for no known reason.
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly
increases by saturation in alcohol.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
POTENTIAL HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several
can be maintained at different locations as long as
specimens do not come into direct contact with each
other.
!!! WARNING !!!
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE
FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE
CAUTIOUS!
NOTE:
New properties are still being discovered. Please wait
for updates. If you have found some properties not
listed above, please advise us.
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Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 21, Sep 2003 7:06:41 PM IST
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