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| A mother is waiting for her son excitedly on the last day of term exam.
At last your're home.Where's your report .
I haven't got it.
I lent it to my friend.
And why does he need it.
He wants to scare his parents with it.
Posted by: Mrs. Saila Sarigala At: 8, Feb 2004 5:07:48 PM IST
CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident".. I just lost it."
Posted by: Jharna At: 4, Feb 2004 9:43:34 PM IST
hahah tamani taamu tiTTukOvaDam aa mahanubhaavula vaLLE saadhyamavutundaTa..
There was a gal wid dis id 'sophistry; in rediff...did u ever see? :)
nuvve oka peru cheppeyi ...confusion :(
Posted by: Saleem At: 2, Feb 2004 9:10:35 PM IST
oh yea..he did it second time :D
haha yea....monnedo greek philosphy gurchi chaduvutunna...there was an era of young philosophers who questioned everything what was previously established.
manam inko discussion board lo maatladite baaguntundemo...janala tantaaru :D name nuvvu alochinchu.. my pick 'Mental Hospital" :P
Posted by: Saleem At: 2, Feb 2004 9:01:31 PM IST
Scout mia ;)
Oh yea me a New Englandian :D yep very exciting one...first 1 of mine too :)
Justin's gig? u mean timberlakes gig? hmmm
Posted by: Saleem At: 2, Feb 2004 8:53:52 PM IST
i did...and we wonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn :D
exciting game
Hi pessona :)
Posted by: Saleem At: 2, Feb 2004 8:41:36 PM IST
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem.
A number of middle school girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the maintenance man who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers, and then there are educators
Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 2, Feb 2004 11:55:31 AM IST
hahhahaha lol kani begums maintain cheyyadam kastamayipotondi :D
Posted by: Saleem At: 2, Feb 2004 3:29:50 AM IST
:O traitor...
naku job avcchindi ani neeku evaru chepparu...kuyyo morro..nenu ssame Raj 'unemployed' Palla :(
Posted by: Saleem At: 2, Feb 2004 3:21:29 AM IST
nenu mast mast.....aaa alane vundi....nuvvu kanapaddam ledenti? job search enta varaku vacchindi :)
Posted by: Saleem At: 2, Feb 2004 3:11:30 AM IST
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