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General Forum: Information Technology | | The Technologically challenged (Jokes) | |
| An exasperated caller to Dell Tech Support couldn't
get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring
the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her
what happened when she pushed the power button. Her
response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and
nothing happens. " The "foot pedal" turned out to be
the computer's mouse.
Posted by: Mr. Spider Man At: 17, Oct 2003 1:17:54 AM IST
A confused caller to IBM was having trouble printing
documents. He told the technician that the computer had
said it "couldn't find printer" The user had also tried
turning the computer screen to face the printer but
that his computer still couldn't "see" the printer.
Posted by: Mr. Spider Man At: 17, Oct 2003 1:17:37 AM IST
Another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.
Posted by: Mr. Spider Man At: 17, Oct 2003 1:17:20 AM IST
A Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of troubleshooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key.
Posted by: Mr. Spider Man At: 17, Oct 2003 1:16:44 AM IST
A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and crossing the room to close the door.
Posted by: Mr. Spider Man At: 17, Oct 2003 1:16:10 AM IST
AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.
Posted by: Mr. Spider Man At: 17, Oct 2003 1:15:33 AM IST
Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.
Posted by: Mr. Spider Man At: 17, Oct 2003 1:14:51 AM IST
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