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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | navvitae navvanDi..! | |
| adarahO ravI ... vIDammA jIvitam ! vILLu nijangAnE antE.
nAkO kolIg undi sardArni. oka software ni elA vADAlO computer-based training material chaduvukunTU, prinTar seTap kOsam training lO example lo unna kAnfigarEshan ni Taip chEsi, prinT rAvaTlEdu DIpI anTU vachchindi. tIrA chUstE, adI sangathi, EDavAlO navvAlO telIlA, andukanE gAThThigA navvESA!
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 4, Feb 2004 2:21:26 PM IST
:)
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 4, Feb 2004 10:23:01 AM IST
paapam sardaarjeelu eppuDoo antE ...
sardaarjee interview ki veLLaaDu... interviewer ki mundE telusu kaabaTTi easy gaa modalupeDadaamanukonnaaDu...
"sardaarjee what is your age?"
Sardaarjee started counting on his fingures .. counting ... counting and counting at last he said "26"
Interviewer thought ...I shall ask much easier question...
"Sardaarjee what is your height?"
Sardaar pulled a measuring tape from his pocket kept one end under his shoe and the other to his turban ... after a painful exercise like this he said "5 feet 7 inches"
Now this became a challenge for the interviewer.. he really wanted to ask the simplest one..."fine, what is your name sardaarji?"
Sardaar closed his eyes.. started swinging his head... waving hands ....murmering some thing... after few seconds.. shouted "Gurupreet Singh"
Interviewer was really puzzled "sardaarjee what were doing while trying to answer my question"
Gurupreet replied proudly.."I was recollecting the song...Happy B'day to you .. Happy B'day to you.. Happy B'day to Gurupreet ...."
Posted by: Ravi Kanth Yalamanchili At: 4, Feb 2004 9:56:38 AM IST
Jaswant Jass .. DP.. sariggaa kanipeTTEsaaru
Posted by: Ravi Kanth Yalamanchili At: 4, Feb 2004 9:31:06 AM IST
A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning .
:)
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 4, Feb 2004 0:50:52 AM IST
A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate.
Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and
Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?"
The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,etc...."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word.
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 4, Feb 2004 0:48:45 AM IST
lEchi lungI kUDA sariggA sardukOkunDA lagettADu, kadU ravi?
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 3, Feb 2004 8:53:16 PM IST
this is nice: i think, he will run out of the room (he thinks that, he is sleeping with his girl friend) am i right ?
Posted by: Mr. jaswanth jass At: 3, Feb 2004 8:30:45 PM IST
Thanks DP and saba... inkOTi chebutaa..
arTharaatri bhaarya niddarlO kalavaristOndi .."maa aayana vastunnaDu paaripO paaripO.."
pakkane paDukunna vaaLLa aayanaki melukuva vachchindi... ayite EnchEsaadu... guess ...
Posted by: Ravi Kanth Yalamanchili At: 3, Feb 2004 3:27:07 PM IST
telugu vershan ... chadavaDAniki bAgundi, ravI
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 3, Feb 2004 2:53:35 PM IST
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