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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | my kind of jokes to share | |
| Hai Friends good morning all
Posted by: Mr. Satish Kumar At: 14, Apr 2004 10:19:00 AM IST
A master programmer passed a novice programmer one day. The master noted the novice's preoccupation with a hand-held computer game. "Excuse me", he said, "may I examine it?"
The novice bolted to attention and handed the device to the master. "I see that the device claims to have three levels of play: Easy, Medium, and Hard", said the master. "Yet every such device has another level of play, where the device seeks not to conquer the human, nor to be conquered by the human."
"Pray, great master," implored the novice, "how does one find this
mysterious setting?"
The master dropped the device to the ground and crushed it under foot.
And suddenly the novice was enlightened.
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
Posted by: UK At: 14, Apr 2004 10:07:33 AM IST
satish i dont have that much talent
Posted by: nice girl At: 14, Apr 2004 0:09:42 AM IST
Why dont you do that Nice girl
Posted by: Mr. Satish Kumar At: 13, Apr 2004 10:57:08 PM IST
all sardarji jokes. can anybody change the topic
Posted by: nice girl At: 13, Apr 2004 10:55:09 PM IST
GAMBLES Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed. "What happened ?" asked Surjit. "Yaar, I lost Rs. 1000 in a bet yesterday . " "How come ?" "Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet." " But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?" " Yaar, I bet on the highlights too
Posted by: Mr. Satish Kumar At: 13, Apr 2004 10:51:29 PM IST
Sardar Garbhajan Singh went for hunting in a thick forest. He did not even find an animal. He is in his jeep. All of sudden one Lion jumped from a bush. Sardar frightened forgot to shoot, start the jeep and accelerate it fast to save himself. But the Lion is just behind him full speed. Ahead a junction the road divides and goes to two sides, Garbajen looked through the mirror the lion is just behind. He has an idea and saved his life. Do you know what he did?? He flashed the left indicator of the jeep on approaching the junction and turn to right.
Posted by: Mr. Satish Kumar At: 13, Apr 2004 10:44:49 PM IST
An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector .
The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".
And the machine is silent.
The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"All right, 8 hamburgers".
And the machine's silent.
The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine
Posted by: Mr. Satish Kumar At: 13, Apr 2004 10:27:01 PM IST
Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"
The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
Posted by: Mr. Satish Kumar At: 13, Apr 2004 10:24:02 PM IST
Here is one more for you..
Do you really sell that much salt? A man asks to a Sardar who is running a grocery shop stocked with thousands of boxes of salt.
"No " says the Sardar. "I sell may be two boxes a month. To tell you the truth, I'm not a good salt seller. But the one who sell me salt-now he's a good salt seller."
Posted by: Mr. Satish Kumar At: 13, Apr 2004 10:17:51 PM IST
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