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Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 19, Mar 2004 5:52:09 PM IST

mooDu muLLu vEstE gaTTigaa vunTundi alaagE vaaLLa (bhaaryaabhartala) sambandham gaTTigaavunDaalani

Posted by: Mr. HAYAGREEVA MURTY Rachuri At: 19, Mar 2004 5:36:05 PM IST

muppai muLlu vEyad^am kasht^am kaabat^t^i. (fanni javaabulu annaaru kadaa ani ala raaSa dIniki purajanulu atiga spandincha vaddani manavi. )

Posted by: Mrs. Saila Sarigala At: 15, Mar 2004 10:13:54 AM IST

There are many telugu films from the famous directors like VISU

Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 14, Mar 2004 7:30:28 PM IST

Murali Mohan, /*to make a legal issue every marriage should be registered .. which is not being done by most of the people*/ Ok it can be a social contract too... or a social regonition of a relation ship can also be called a marriage.. I think India passed a rule all marriages should be registered.. I am not sure though. /*if there are no disputes ,jealous then is polygamy allowed ? */ I personally dont support muliple wives unless multiple husbands are allowed.. /*this may spread to india soon ,as indians adopt foreign culture so easily */ Common.. dont be a hypocrite... Homosexuality isnt a foriegn culture.. Gays were present in all cultures and even in ancient times.. Do u think Homosexuality is practiced only in western culture? /*if men created God then who created men .. it is just against ethics */ Noone knows.. I better think its a mystery.. I am sure the Imaginary GOD u created didnt create men nor he did tell anyone what marriage is. /*what about those who doesn't have children ? aren't they living happily together ? so children is not the final goal of a marriage . */ Browse my comments one again and check where I implied that.. I never said that children are final goal nor everyone should have children.. if I think thats the major issue, I wouldnt support gay marriages.

Posted by: swapna m At: 14, Mar 2004 3:51:37 PM IST

Qn 1) What is marriage? Answer) Its a legal contract or legal recognition of a relationship. comment ) to make a legal issue every marriage should be registered .. which is not being done by most of the people Qn2) Why do two people tie a knot between them forever? answer) Because some people like to stay with each other forever. comment) those who tie not are really living together forever ? a person in his life time live together with not only his wife but also his neighbours,colleagues, servants, relatives , friends etc etc .. but without tying knot . then why this knot between the couple? Qn3) Why only two people? Answer) Are u suggesting polygamy? or are u suggesting marriage can be between 3 people each marrying the other two;) Jokes apart.. marriage is based on so called love . and generally with 3 ppl in a marriage, it leads to disputes , jealousy,evny etc etc. Most people are posessive in marriage.. comment) if there are no disputes ,jealous then is polygamy allowed ? Qn4)Why do men marry women, and women marry men? Why can't men marry men and women marry women? answer )Man can Marry man and woman can marry woman in many countries.. it is legally recongized in europe and some parts of north America. Marriage is a union between two consenting adults.. be it man and man or woman and woman. comment) this may spread to india soon ,as indians adopt foreign culture so easily Qn 5) What does marriage have to do with God? Why is it considered a "divine" institution? What does that really mean? */ answer )GOD is created by man.. I seriously doubt if he knows what marriage is;).. marriage is divine institute etc etc are just created to make couples stay together forever.. comment ) if men created God then who created men .. it is just against ethics answer 6) The first answer to these questions that comes to mind, of course, is children, without which the human race would shortly die out. A man and a woman are necessary to have children, and a stable, long-term, harmonious relationship between them is necessary for those children to have a decent start in life. answer 6.A )Agreed.. comment ) what about those who doesn't have children ? aren't they living happily together ? so children is not the final goal of a marriage .

Posted by: Mr. Murali Mohan T At: 14, Mar 2004 3:37:02 PM IST

okkaTi vEstE porapaaTugaa vooDi paDipOtE tulam bangaaram pOtundi appuDu aaDavaalla gOla bharinchalEmu kaabaTTi peLLi anEdi Subhakaaryamu , Subhakaaryaalaku bEsi sankhya vupayOgistaaru kaabaTTi renDu vEyaru ika mooDu anTaaraa ... dharmEcha ani okaTi arthEcha ani marokaTi mOkshEcha ani mooDavadi vEsEsi aa peLLi anE tantu tondaragaa muginchEstaaru .. mooDu , naalugu ..alaa vandalu vElu vEsukunToo vunTE ..peLLiki tarvaata jaragaalsina mukhyamaina kaaryakramaalu aagipOtaayi kaabaTTi mooDu muLLu vEsi mooD techchEsukunTaarEmO :)-

Posted by: Mr. Murali Mohan T At: 14, Mar 2004 3:21:21 PM IST

Vachaspathi garu, I will try to answer some of your questions.. /*What is marriage? */ Its a legal contract or legal recognition of a relationship. /*Why do two people tie a knot between them forever? */ Because some people like to stay with each other forever. /*Why only two people? */ Are u suggesting polygamy? or are u suggesting marriage can be between 3 people each marrying the other two;) Jokes apart.. marriage is based on so called love . and generally with 3 ppl in a marriage, it leads to disputes , jealousy,evny etc etc. Most people are posessive in marriage.. /*Why not groupings of three, four or more?*/ sounds life wife swapping and husband swapping and calling it a marriage;) /*Why do men marry women, and women marry men? Why can't men marry men and women marry women? */ Man can Marry man and woman can marry woman in many countries.. it is legally recongized in europe and some parts of north America. Marriage is a union between two consenting adults.. be it man and man or woman and woman. /*Why does the marital union have to be permanent? Why not just until both parties want to terminate the contract, or even one party? */ Thats what divorce is for.. if you do not want a permanent marriage.. One party can terminate if he/she thinks the marriage isnt worth. /*What does marriage have to do with God? Why is it considered a "divine" institution? What does that really mean? */ GOD is created by man.. I seriously doubt if he knows what marriage is;).. marriage is divine institute etc etc are just created to make couples stay together forever.. /*The first answer to these questions that comes to mind, of course, is children, without which the human race would shortly die out. A man and a woman are necessary to have children, and a stable, long-term, harmonious relationship between them is necessary for those children to have a decent start in life. */ Agreed.. /*Therefore, considering the current juggernaut to radically redefine marriage – a movement so audaciously challenging our core beliefs – let's clear our minds and objectively, courageously revisit the whole question of marriage and family*/ Yes, the definition of marriage is revised in many countries and down the line when women become financially as strong as men, the institution of marriage will be no longer necessary and it might be abloished or faded away altogether. /*Traditionalists claim the stable, loving, monogamous marriage between a man and a woman, along with the children that issue from their union, constitute the very basis for an enlightened civilization. They insist redefining marriage to accommodate same-sex and non-monogamous partnerships will herald the demise of Western Civilization. Are they right? */ Ofcourse they are wrong. noone can for the sexual preference of anyone esp when it doesnt harm others.

Posted by: swapna m At: 14, Mar 2004 3:18:31 PM IST

bommalaaTa laanTidi peLLi peLLi koDukulaki Dabbulostaayi. peLLi kooturiki nagalu kotta baTTalu vastaayi chuTTaala deggaranunDi bahumatulu vastaayi andukE ee mooDu muLLu vEstaaru.

Posted by: chinna dolly At: 14, Mar 2004 1:36:20 PM IST

S u r right...//aruna

Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 12, Mar 2004 6:41:32 PM IST

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