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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Soft Humor ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |
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Posted by: విజయ్ At: 29, Jul 2005 6:40:37 PM IST
3 guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I'm Peter not a saint. I'm Paul
not a Pope. I'm John not a Baptist.. The girl replied: Hi! I'm Mary not
a Virgin.
Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 29, Jul 2005 2:40:50 PM IST
hehehe manoo..:)
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 22, Jul 2005 6:28:34 PM IST
Good joke..
Posted by: GANGS, Dubai. At: 22, Jul 2005 5:07:12 PM IST
A 55-year old man, who was born on May 5th, has been married 5 years, has 5 children, makes $55,555.55 a year, and who's lucky number is 5, receives a phonecall from a friend. The friend informs the man that a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening. Excitedly, the man withdraws 5,555.55 cash from his bank account, goes to the races and bets on Lucky 5. Sure enough, the horse comes in fifth.
Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 22, Jul 2005 4:45:51 PM IST
VJ, I could not agree with you more @zindagi narak na ban jaaye :p
let me add one more here...;)
meri bheegi bheegi si palkon pe reh gayi jaise mere sapne bikhar ke
jale man tera bhi kisi ke milan ko anamika tu bhi tarase
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aag se naata naari se rishta kaahen man samajh na paaya (dil to paagal hai na? ;))
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 13, Jul 2005 2:41:04 AM IST
sahi farmaaya rahul tumne :p
shaadi ke baad ka gaana..
zindagi narak na ban jaaye, sambhaalo yaaron
kho raha chain-o-aman
Haan, mushkilon mein hain apun
:)
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 13, Jul 2005 2:05:53 AM IST
well at least some women, if not all. Do not you agree?
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 13, Jul 2005 1:54:39 AM IST
n I know "WOMEN" too so I said she followed him to make his life a "hell" even when he is in heaven...;)
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 13, Jul 2005 1:43:56 AM IST
good one VJ :)
Let us assume this lady reached her husband in heaven/hell, he would say to her "You are so cruel. You do not want to see me happy here 'alone' even for few hours. Do you?"
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 13, Jul 2005 1:20:44 AM IST
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