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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | navvula jallulu | |
| abbaa idi pedda jOku navvamanTaavaa ? :)
Posted by: Mr. RAJSHEKAR At: 25, Feb 2005 11:53:32 AM IST
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
" Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s...!", exclaimed the eager salesman.
"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that", asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
"We just moved in, there's no electricity in the house!"
SubhAkAnkshalu . besT Af lak .
minIgArU, navvulu jallullA kurustunnAyi kAnI jaDivAnalA kAdu.
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 25, Feb 2005 11:13:43 AM IST
TP lo telugu font ela vasthundo
choodali
Nerchukuntanu
Posted by: Miss Vidya sharma Bandapelli At: 25, Feb 2005 10:37:28 AM IST
nEnendukanDI kshaminchaDam ? mimmalni mIrE kshaminchukOvAli.
ainA, adEmI brahma vidya kAdE? vinDOs vADaTamkannA chAla suluvu. manasunTE mArgamunTundanDI! nEnu puTTukatO pAlu tAgaTam tappa inkEmI nErchukOlEdu, ivannI tarvAta nErchukunnavE! kAvuna, mIru prayatninchanDi, sAdhyamautundi. Eva@mnTAru?
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 25, Feb 2005 9:59:14 AM IST
Hi
Shubhodayam andi Bata Sari garu.
Meeru nannu kshaminchalandi. Nenu mee laga telugulo type cheyyaleka pothunnanduku.
Have a nice day
Posted by: Miss Vidya sharma Bandapelli At: 25, Feb 2005 9:08:08 AM IST
SubhOdayam vidyAgArU
A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafing through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy,
"You know, I can't see that you did anything really good in your life but, you never did anything bad either. Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in."
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Yeah, there was this one time when I was drivin' down the highway and I saw a KKK Biker Gang assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on, and sure enough, there they were, about 50 of 'em, torturing this lady. Infuriated, I got out of my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked straight up to the leader of the gang, a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chainrunning from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the KKK Biker Gang formed a circle around me. So, I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone, you slime! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'"
St. Peter, impressed, says, "Really? What happened next?"
"I don't know. Next thing I knew I was here."
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 25, Feb 2005 9:00:58 AM IST
Ledandi
inka tamilnadulone valla vallathone vundhi
Ok andi
Have a nice evening
gud night
bye
Posted by: Miss Vidya sharma Bandapelli At: 24, Feb 2005 6:01:07 PM IST
tana vALLatOnE undi annAru, anTE, benguLUru vachchEsindA? Oh , inkA kEvalam phOn lOnE Tach lO undanukunnA. chErukundannamATa. manchidi.
sarlEnDi, ivELtiki idi chAlu. ika rODlekkE Taimayyindi nAku. mottAniki chilipi ADapilla anamATa mIru.
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 24, Feb 2005 5:51:22 PM IST
Avunandi
Aa kothi, nenu naa valla dhaggarane vunna ani cheppadaniki naaku call chesindhi
Aa kothi thana vallathone vundhi, chala enjoy chesthundhi anta.
Posted by: Miss Vidya sharma Bandapelli At: 24, Feb 2005 5:43:36 PM IST
hAy soumyA, snEha kusumAnjali! kshEmamA!
aunA vidyAgArU! sO, A kOti pilla tanavALLatO Tach lOnE undannamATa. verI guD .
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 24, Feb 2005 5:24:11 PM IST
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