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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Vijayender Varma Story :)) ............. | |
| 1. In theatre you can't fast forward.
2. Piracy will help you to FF
3. You can see the hole movie in 5 minutes.
4. Songs can be played seen any time.
I pity for watching a a a a a a film right from titles to END.
Even a Zandu balm cannot cure any disorders or illness.
Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 19, Dec 2004 7:21:12 PM IST
:)) man sooo halirious your review.
Posted by: Mr. Nagesh Babu Adari At: 18, Dec 2004 1:43:16 AM IST
HAHA...nice review...so another TYPICAL telugu movie...eh?
just outta curiousity, how long did it take for u to write this review?
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 18, Dec 2004 1:41:32 AM IST
Hahahaha. You really cracked me up :-))
Posted by: Mr. Naaketeleedu Neekenduku At: 18, Dec 2004 1:21:35 AM IST
Movie Critic wrote:
Movie: vijayendravarma (ENJOY MADI.....)
Time : Morning 10:50 pm
Location : Padmavathi Theatre
Place : Nellore ( the Great Nellore place)
Lights off chesaaru. Baalayya abhimaanulantha Gola Chesthu Pandaga
chesukuntunnaru. Picture start ayyindhi.
Kashmir border ki 10 km ani raasaaru.
Anthe first scene sanchalanam. Terrorists antha telugu lo anargalamgaaa
maatladukuntunnaru. Vokkadiki kuda hindi vachinattu ledhu. Balayya fans
whistles vesthune vunnaru.
Ventane scene maarindhi. Pakisthan lo ani raasaru.
Akkada same position. Pakisthan lo kuda evariki hindi raadhu. andharu
telugu lo maatladukuntunnaru. Vijayendra varma ni elagaina champaali ani
villain annadu. Balayya fans whistles vesthunnaru.
Malli scene maarindhi. Gudem loki vachesindhi scene. ikkada
bhayankaramaina twist.
Pakisthan lo, kashmir lo telugu maatladukuntunnaru kaabatti andhra
pradesh lo telugu maatladukoremo anukunnadu rajesh.
kaani ikkade bhale twist. ikkada kuda telugu lo maatladukuntunnaru.
Balayya Introduction
500 feet height gala Hill nu balayya ekkuthu vuntaadu. Mission
Impossible 2 lo hero introduction appudu ela ekkuthaado alaaga.
Balayya aa konda nunchi ee kondaki, ee konda nunchi aa kondaki egiri
dhukuthu vuntaadu. Balayya fans whistles kodhiga taggayi. But 10rs ticket
daggara baaga whistles vesthunnaru. Endhukante vaallaki adhi graphics
ane teliya ledhu. kaani 35 rs abhimaanulu maathram kanipettesaaru. endhu
kante konda kadhuluthu vuntundhi. kondalo nunchi vache water maathram
kadhaladhu.
endhukante adhi picture kaabatti.
Voka pakka laya devudini vedukuntoo vuntundhi. thana bhartha kshemanga
tirigi raavalani. Balayya endhuku antha
saaahasaaniki vodikattado manandhariki tension.
ikkada malli pedha twist.
Inthakee balayya antha kashtapadi endhuku 500 feet konda ekkuthaado
telusa.
Thana kuthuru penchukune rabbit ni eagle
ethukuni poyyuntundhi. Adhi konda meedha vundhani balayya ki ela
telusani meeru adigithe pirra meedha thantha. balayya ki
telusthundhi anthe.
Kundhelu teesukuni vasthaadu balayya. Balayya fans malli whistles
vesaaru.
Anthe Laya tho first song.
Adhiri poyye fast song anukunnaru kadhu. ikkada malli twist.
Bhayankaramaina Slow song.
Bala krishna gudem loki rowdeelu vasthaaru. Gudem lo vunde aada
pillalanu ethuku pothuntaaru. Andharu balayya ni help
aduguthaaru. Balayya fans whistles vesthu vunnaru.
Balayya daggara jeep vuntundhi. Kathi vuntundhi. Ee pichi rajesh jeep
lo velli kathi tho villains champuthaadu ani anukunnadu.
But balayya appati kappude Villu thaayaaru chesthaadu. villans Jeep
vellipothu vuntundhi. Balayya villu thayaaru chesi ventane
baanam tho jeep driver ni champesthaadu. Baanam ela vachindhi anthe
malli pirra meedha thantha. Ventane jeep vesukuni velli
rowdeelanu thanthaadu. Malli laya tho song. Slow song anukunnaru kadhu.
Pichollara. fast song. Inko twist cheppana. fast
song ayina steps vundavu.
Anthe Balayya ki voka doubt thanu evvaru. asalu Villu ela thaayaaru
chesaadu. Asalu thanu jeep ela tholaadu. Antha mandhi
villains ni ela kottadu ani. Ventane aa gudem lo vaallani aduguthaadu.
Laya appudu chepthundhi.
Pichollara Flash back kaadhu. balayya gudem lo ki water lo kottukoni
vachadani. Bullets gaayam ayyayani. Ee vishayam
chepithe balayya malli vellipothadani cheppaledhu ani cheputhundhi.
Enti confusion ga, thikka thikka ga vundha. Iraga thantha.
Chadivithe ne ila vunte chuse maa sangathenti. chachinattu chadhavandi.
Balayya fans malli whistles vesaaru. endhukante
flash back emanna vuntundhemonani. But emi lekapoyyetappaki nirasa
paddaru.
Asalu sangathi marchipoyya. Dhaani mundhara Voka bumper scene vundhi.
Cinemaa ki vachina vallaku christmas special offer.
Adhentante......
Voka lorry Gudem lo ki vachesthundhi. lorry gudem lo ki endhuku
vachindhi ani nannu adagodhu. Naaku kopam vasthundhi. Aa
driver food poisoning ayyi chaala bhadha paduthu vuntaadu. Ventaane
laya, pillalu meedha ki lorry vachesthundhi. chaala down
ga vuntundhi aa pradhesamantha. ikkada naakemo tension. laya
chachipothundhemo nani. balayya rope teesthaadu. bahusa
rope tho aaputhaademo nanukunna. But balayya mamula twist ichadu. rope
ni pakkana padesi. veduru bongulutho lorry ni
aapesthaadu. 10rs lo whistles, papers, tickets...25,35rs lo maathram
calm ga vunnaru. Endhuko telusa your honour, Ilaanti
scenes palanaati brahma naidu ni silver jubilee chesaayani balayya
abhimaanulaku telusu.
Ippudu malli inko twist.
Aa driver ki punjabi tappithe inkemi raadhu. athaniki aa basha thappa
inkemi raadhu. Ventane balayya athanitho punjabi lo
maatladu thaadu. Anthe andharu surprise avuthaaru. Nenu kuda Nenu
kuda...
Inko twist ento telusa balayya kuda aascharya pothadu thanaku punjabi
ela vacho nani.
Laya ni aduguthaadu. Laya ki kuda teleedhu kadha gatham. Balayya emo
gatham marchipoyyuntaadeye.
Ikkada meeko pichi doubt vachundaale. Gatham marchipoyyi nappudu
punjabee kuda marchipovaali kadha ani. Vachindha.
Vasthe indhaaka cheppagaa pirra.....
Sare Interval bang gurinchi cheppali.
Ninna evado vokadu db lone. Gudem episode bore. but comedy chaala
baagundhi.
Interval bang excellent annadu. ok gudem
episode bore kadha. athanu correct gaane raasaadu anukunna. Comedy
sangathi cheppanakkarledhu. Meeru chusthune
vunnaru. Interval bang excellent annadu. ponile baaguntundhi anukunna.
malli twist.
story lo ki vedadham.
balayya water lo kottu koni vachinappudu athani shirt chupisthundhi.
Bade miya tailors ani vuntundhi. ventane hyderabad ki
vellipothadu balayya. thana gatham telusu kovataaniki.
But akkada voorantha maaripoyyuntundhi. Sangeetha entrance.
Adbuthamaina Comedy ane sentiment scenes. ventane song.
Sangeetha song is ok.
Sangeetha B tv lo pani chesthu vuntundhi. sangeetha kosam btv ki
velthaadu balayya. akkada Bade miya tailors owner ayina
Bade miya Btv ki MD (managing director). Tailor managing director ela
ayyadu ani adigodhu please. ee vishayam director ke
teliyadhu. naakela telusthundhi. Balayya ni Champataaniki try
chesthaadu.
Balayya tharumu koni charminar daggariki
teesukoni velthaadu. Charminar pinunchi vaadu chachipothaadu.
Balayya ni ventane police arrest chesthaaru...anukuntunnara pichollara
asalu police lu, arrest lu alaanti vi emi vundavu. Evari
naina champesthaadu balayya
story vadhu. bore. balayya ni arrest cheyyataaniki police malli pichi
mohallara..police kaadhu military vaallu vasthaaru. kashmir
nunchi kaadhu hyderabad nunche. Asalu military kashmir lo
vuntundhanukunnaru kadha meerantha. adhantha thappu.
Kukatpalli lo vuntaaru. Colnels, jawans, majors antha akkade vundedhi.
Inko bhayankaramaina twist cheppana. Military vallaki kuda hindi
raadhu.
Sikhs kuda Enchakka telugu lo maatladukuntu
vuntaaru. Anthe balayya ni arrest cheyya taaniki vachina police sorry
military balayya ni chusi avaakkavuthaaru. Andharu salute
kodathaaru. Dhantlo kothaga cherina vaallu balayya gurinchi teleedhu
kadha.
endhuku kottaru ante ee saari pirra meedha kottanu dexnnnnnn
GREAT FLASH BACK .........................
Minister son ni Terrorist sons kidnap chesthaaru. Helicoptor lo.
Helicoptor ela vachindhi ani adagadhu. rent ki teesukunnaru. roju baaduga.
Terrorists antha "Vugravaadham vardhillali, Terrorism Zindaabad" antu
vuntaaru. Bhale comedy. First time naaku navvu vachindhi. Vugravaadham
vardhillali ani telugu lo ante adhi hyderabad lo anukuneru. Pakisthan
maathru basha kuda teluge. ee episode antha delhi lo jarugu thundhi.
Terrorists demand entante Jail lo vunna migatha terrorists ni release
cheyyalani.
Ventane jail daggara telugu vaallantha, ante vaallu telugu vallo, delhi
vallo, pakisthan vaallo teleedhu mothaaniki telugu maatladukuntoo
vuntaaru.
terrorists release cheyyodhu. desam nasanam ayipothundhi antaaru. but
release chestaaru. terrorists release chesthaaru. Helicopter lo
teesukuni pothu vundaga. Run away meedha pothu vundaga Balayya entrance. kadhu
The Great vijayendra varma entrance. nethina pettukune topi maathram
tiyyadu.
Entha pedha fight vachina.
Ventane Balayya bomb teesthadu anukunnaru kadhu. Ayithe meeru penta lo
kaalu vesinatle. Balayya pistol teesi Helicopter tyre ni kaalusthaadu.
Tyre peluthundhi anukuntunnaru kadhu. Mimmalni kappetta. Tyre, rimmu,
dhaani joints anni voodipothaayi. Ventane inko bullet, malli inko tyre,
rimmu, dhaani joints anni voodipothaayi. Adhenti chinna bullet tho ela
vooduthaayi ante Graphics tho edhaina saadhyame antaadu swarna subba
rao. anthe helicopter pelipothundhi. Andharu chachipotharu anukunnaru
kadhu. adhem kaadhu. Helicopter pelithe entha manta vasthundhi naa bondha,
stove veliginattu. Andharu kshemanga Bayatapadathaaru.
Balayya vallanu arrest cheyyadu. Classs denxxxxxthaadu. India
goppadhahooooooo... antaadu. maro class peeke lopale Ventane terrorists
longiopothaaru.
aa tarvatha picture kodhiga baaguntundhi mama. Ankitha vasthundhi.
Balayya meedha concentration poyyindhi. Ankitha ni chusthu gadipesaanu.
Story emayyindho teliyadhu. Jeevi kuda adhe maata annadu chudandi. second
half 45 minutes ok ani. jeevi ki kuda adhe nachuntundhi. Entha maga
budhi.
Ankitha ki balayya ki pelli kudhurthundhi. Aa pelliki 1000 mandhi
Military vaallu vasthuntaaru. Vallaku holidays ela icharu ante Konda
Krishnam raju recommendation meedha vasthuntaaru. 1000 mandhi ki kuda hindi
raadhu.
Balayya fans whistles......
Villain Aslam bhai gurinchi kodhiga cheppali....
Cinema lo pedha suspense entante Ee aslam bhai kashmir lo vutaado,
delhi lo vuntaado, gudem lo vuntaado, hyderabad lo vuntaado artham kaadhu.
RTC ekki tiriginattu tiruguthooo vuntaadu pakisthan ki delhi ki,
hyderabad ki. Ee villain gaadiki kuda Hindi raadhu. Asalu pakisthan ilakila
evadiki hindi raadhu.
Ee aslam bhai 1000 mandhi military ni champataaniki train pattalu
meedha bomb pettisthaadu. Bala krishna annayya ni kidnap chesi vuntaaru.
Bala krishna annayya ante hari krishna no, sr. balayyo anukuneru. kaadhu
mana Surya. adhe mana show cinema lo chesilla surya vaadu, balayya
annayya.
Chudataaniki balayya koduku laaga vunna cinema lo maathram annayya. Ee
vishayam Surya ki telisthundhi. Athani voka chethini maathrame villains
kattesi vuntaaru. tappinchuku paaripovali kadha andhuku. Inko chethilo
elagola kathi vasthundhi. Ventane dhesam kosam kudi chethini
narikesukuntaadu. Mani kattu varaku narukkunte chaalu kadha ante denxxxxtha.
Full cheyyi narikesukuntaadu. Chudataaniki baaguntundhi kadha andhuku.
Narukkuntu "Ammmmmaaaaaaaa" antaaadu anukuntaaraa mee telivi ki
nippetta, Jai bharath antaadu. SULTAN SULTAN SULTAN SULTAN ani chevulaku
vinipinchindhi.
Ippude voka Terrific episode. Gundelu pindese scene. romaalu
nikkapoduchuntaayi meeru kaani ee scene vinte.
1000 military officers train lo vasthuntaaru. Balayya lo CBZ bike lo aa
train ni chase chesthaadu. Adhbuthamaina chase. Balayya jump chesi enti
train meedhanunchi jump chesi avathala vaipuku velathaadu. Graphics
kaadhu bey real ga. endhukante 35rs balayya fans vaallu kuda whistles
vesaaru. Aa tarvatha 600 km fast tho bike meedha train ni tharumukuntaadu.
dhaadhaapuga driver daggara ki vachesthaadu. Bike 600 km fast ela
pothundhamma ani adigaaro mee sangathi cheptha. pothundhi anthe. malli train
fast ga vellipothundhi. Balayya burralo light veluguthundhi. Ventane
bike ni jump cheyisthaadu. avathala vaipuku anukuntunnara. pichollara.
ikkada malli twist. Train paiki. Train meedha bike lo pothaadu balayya.
Bogee bogee ki madhya, kappa genthinattu bike ni genthisthaadu balayya.
Graphics anukuntunnara. Nammatledha. Iraga denxxxxtha. Cinema chusina
vaadini nenu.
Naa kallatho nene namma lekapoyyanu.
Train brake virigi pothundhi. Endhukante driver gattiga dhaanni
laaguthaadu.
General Knowledge bit : India lo Train brake a metal tho thaayaaru
chesthaaru.
A) Plastic. avunu. teligga vuntundhi kadha virigi poyye dhaaniki.
Ventane balayya Engine ni, migatha bogeelanu vida teesthadu.
Aa tarvatha, train aagipothundhi. 1000 mandhi tappinchukuntaaru.
Balayya water lo padipothaadu. Adhanna maata flash back.
Laya ni, papa ni villans tarumukuntu vasthaaru. malli train daggariki
vasthundhi laya. Ee saari malli terrific and excellent scene. balayya
vallanu rakshistaadu ela go telusa. Train madhya lo laya ni, papani
padukobetti thanu padukuntaadu. I mean pattaala meedha padukuntaaru mugguru.
dunlop parupu meedha padukunnattu. India lo train kaabatti aduguna emi
vundavu rods laantivi. happy ga train vellipothundhi. ikkada
bhayankaramaina malupu entante train lo evado vuccxha posthaadu. aa water balayya
kantlo paduthundhi. Anthe balayya ki gatham gurthuku vasthundhi. Ee
rachayatha vijayendra prasad ni fry chesi tineyyalanipinchentha manchi
malupu. Ante vuxcha posthunattu chupincharu. Train madhyalo water evadaina
vucxhapostheno, lekapothe gudxxha kadukkunteno padathaayi. aa water tho
balayya ki gatham gurthuku vasthundhi.
Zandu Bam...Kavala...
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 18, Dec 2004 1:03:10 AM IST
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