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Posted by: మిగిలేది At: 4, Aug 2006 11:46:11 PM IST
:)) sirivennelaa
Posted by: Ever Green At: 4, Aug 2006 11:36:04 PM IST
There was this news that 200 sardars are killed in a train accident at tje station. Only one Sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows:
Correspondent: How did this happen?
Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train. They were standing on the platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2. They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves, The announcement was misleading the train arrived on the track and you can see the result.
Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?
I was actually trying to commit suicide. I was waiting for the train on the tracks. When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform, I climbed up.
Posted by: Mr. SiriVennela At: 4, Aug 2006 10:43:33 PM IST
:)) ..LOL good ones manoo bhai.
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 4, Aug 2006 8:10:50 PM IST
During his saty at the Oberai Grand Hotel in Mumbai,Bill Clinton was
sitting in the hotel's coffee shop.He had a good look at the special
menu created for him and ordered coffee.
'How would you like your coffee.sir?' enquired a waiter, specially
trained to look after the V.VIP.
'I would like my coffee just like my women--strong and sweet,' replied
Clinton.
'But black or white, sir?'
Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 4, Aug 2006 3:29:54 PM IST
After Former Prime Minister Vajpayee had his knee surgery,Dr Ranawat
advised him:'Sir,for a few days you will have to use a walker.'
'That is no problem,doctor.Will Johnny Walker be Okay?.
Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 4, Aug 2006 3:22:04 PM IST
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not
in the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''
Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 4, Aug 2006 3:14:10 PM IST
oil aa :)))
Posted by: బుజ్జిది At: 18, Jul 2006 10:02:02 PM IST
Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer.
A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of The engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and Asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up And asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:
http://mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg
Posted by: Ever Green At: 18, Jul 2006 9:57:27 PM IST
Some Sardar jokes :)
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1.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"
2.
Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part ?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
3.
Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how much he has slept........
Posted by: Ever Green At: 23, May 2006 2:31:02 AM IST
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