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| Well , she said------
"PARDON" ?
Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 10, Jul 2006 1:44:53 PM IST
Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so
that if he did not speak for a whole year, then the following year he was allowed to speak two words. (This was before the time of letter writing or sign language?No further questions!!)
One day he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire eyes,) and fell madly in love. With the greatest difficulty he decided to refrain from speaking for two whole years so that he could look at her
and say "my darling". but at the end of the two years he wished to tell her that he loved her.
Because of this, he waited three more years without speaking (bringing the total number of silent years to 5).
But at the end of these five years, he realized that he had to ask her to
marry him. So he waited ANOTHER four years without speaking.
Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, his joy knew no bounds.
Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded romantic place in that
beautiful royal garden the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her lap,knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said huskily,
"My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?"
And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair behind a dainty ear,
opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and parting her ruby lips, said: ...........................................................................?
Well, guess what she said?Answer in the next screen.
Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 8, Jul 2006 5:01:25 PM IST
who were died at the last ? :(
hero loving heroin
heroin loving vilon's brother
vilon loving hero's syster
hero syster loving heroin brother
heroin brother loving vilon's syster
vilon syster loving hero
do u know 2 ppl's were died at the last on this story
that's Producer & Director :)))))
Posted by: Mr. Kumar Lakshman At: 5, Jul 2006 4:24:26 PM IST
good screenplay BBgaaru
Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 5, Jul 2006 1:53:49 PM IST
STORY TIME:
CHARACTERS: BOY1, BOY2, GIRL1, GIRL2, PARENTS
BOY 1 loves GIRL 1.
BOY 2 loves GIRL 2.
PARENTS MAKE THE DECISION.
BOY 1 MARRIES GIRL 2.
BOY 2 MARRIES GIRL 1.
BOY 1 ? GIRL 2 ? UNHAPPY
BOY 2 ? GIRL 1 ? UNHAPPY
BOY 1 still loves GIRL 1
BOY 2 still loves GIRL 2
PARENTS COME TO KNOW AGAIN. DECISION MADE.
BOY 1 MARRIES GIRL 1.
BOY 2 MARRIES GIRL 2.
HAPPY ENDING!!!
BOY 1: SHAHRUKH KHAN
BOY 2: ABHISHEK BACCHAN
GIRL 1: PRIETY ZINTA
GIRL 2: RANI MUKHERJEE
NAME OF THE STORY: KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA.
Recently I have seen the movie "ekavira".
Hope any other director remakes this movie giving "Happy ending"
Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 5, Jul 2006 11:07:00 AM IST
"Laws" which Newton forgot to Publish:-
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
courtesy
yahoo frds
Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 4, Jul 2006 11:53:11 AM IST
A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog. When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the dog.
A reporter was seeing all this.
He said "That was great. I'll definitely publish this in newspaper. Tomorrow the headline will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."
The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US". Reporter " OK. Then the headline will be US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG".
Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen. I'm a Pakistani national".
Next day, the headline in the paper read
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"TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG."
"This is called Media"
Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 1, Jul 2006 12:44:14 PM IST
A chap having seen blisters in both of his Sikh friends's ears asked
him what happend to his ears. He said that while he was busy ironing his
clothes,the telephone rang, and he mistakenly put the iron to his ear
instead of the receiver.
Then the first fellow asked him what happend to his other ear, and the reply was "That fool called me again!"
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 20, May 2006 10:43:08 AM IST
A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office : 'Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa' . One day his wife fed up of this answered : ' Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap'.
That ended the husband's witticisms.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 20, May 2006 10:23:06 AM IST
whats if balakrishna shows his finger to moving train??
Train will move back.. rapidly..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_tpbN4GgWY&search=balayya
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 26, Apr 2006 11:21:55 AM IST
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