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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | sardarjis | |
| How to make A sardharji laugh on saturday?
tell him A joke on wednesday
Meeru chala thondharaga react ayyarante sardharji kaadhanna maata
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 17, Apr 2002 3:45:13 PM IST
Yes , I know, I am just coming from him...
Posted by: Mr anilreddy K At: 17, Apr 2002 2:58:30 PM IST
. Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A. He's all RIGHT now.
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 17, Apr 2002 2:10:57 PM IST
1)A chap having seen blisters in both of his Sikh friends's ears asked
him what happend to his ears.
He said that while he was busy ironing his
clothes,the telephone rang, and he mistakenly put the iron to his ear
instead of the receiver.
Then the first fellow asked him what happend to his other ear, Sardar replied:"That fool called me again!"
2).Sardarji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.
3).
A sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the
Dinosaurs and approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"
Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akal hai,
pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "
4).Sardarji goes to the movies and he happens to be going for every show of the same movie for a week,
when someone stops him and asks " Kyon sardarji, itni aachi lagi kya ki roz har show ke liye aar rahe ho?"
Sardarji replies
"Ek scene hai jahan ek ladki apne sare kapde utar deti hai lekin thabhi ek saali train saamne se nikal jati hai. Saali train kabhi na kabhi to late aayegi
5).Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him andasks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?"
Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun"
Posted by: Mr anilreddy K At: 17, Apr 2002 1:54:30 PM IST
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