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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | *** Funny -- hAsyaM --Jokes -- saradA saradA *** | |
| I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I
heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I
started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle
of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of
both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some
Saltines and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freakin good I feel.
Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
:)
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 2, Oct 2007 9:27:03 PM IST
"Tatayya Gaja Donga, Baabai 'Bhale Donga', Manavadu 'Yamadonga'- andaru dongaley" is the SMS that is making rounds on mobiles.
On the other hand, the other SMS that is making rounds is, "Naanna Mrugaraju, Babai Puli (tentative title of Pawan Kalyan-SJ Surya project), Abbayi Chirutha-andaru mrugaaley".
Posted by: musugu donga At: 1, Oct 2007 10:34:40 PM IST
http://www.andhrajyothy.com/mainshow.asp?qry=/2007/sep/12main10
:)
Posted by: musugu donga At: 14, Sep 2007 0:12:38 AM IST
SMS Joke
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Hey my friend,
I am giving you a party in gokul chat,
from there we'll go to Lumbini park and watch laser show,
and after that we'll go to KK son's house via punjagutta flyover,
after that...
after that..??
hey lets meet if we are alive
:)
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 14, Sep 2007 0:08:12 AM IST
Public Notice from LIC
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Dear Policyholders,
With the help of our past experiences and keeping in view the interests of our beloved policyholders, please be informed of the below announcement: We will not pay money for policy holders those who die after watching the movie ‘ Okka Magadu ' starring Nandamuri bala krishna. As per the new rules, this comes under ‘SUICIDE’ category, which is not eligible for payments. We deeply regret the sorrowful deaths of those who dared to watch this movie and extend our condolences to the bereaved families. May their souls rest in peace. Amen.
Regards,
Life Insurance Corporation of ndia.
"Jeevan ke saath bhi ... Jeevan ke baad bhi"
Posted by: musugu donga At: 24, Aug 2007 1:04:12 AM IST
paapam madhyalO subramaNyam gaarEmi chesaaramDi..vaari paina oTTu peTTamanTunnaaru....monnanE pramOshan kuuDaa vachchi hyaapiigaa unnaaru...:))
ayinaa miiku bhalE DouTlu vastunTaayamDi....raadha maadhav gaaru...:)))
Posted by: Mrs. అనామిక At: 22, Aug 2007 4:52:15 PM IST
Ha..ha..haa...Nice joke Radha madhav gaaru.
Posted by: Mrs. అనామిక At: 22, Aug 2007 3:42:48 PM IST
:)) pEru gurtuku ochchi chastEnaa
Posted by: Mrs. ♪ ♪ music ♪ ♪ At: 21, Aug 2007 2:40:11 AM IST
http://eenadu.net/htm/2vnewfeatureshow.asp?qry=8&reccount=13
http://eenadu.net/htm/2vnewfeatureshow.asp?qry=4&reccount=13
Posted by: musugu donga At: 21, Aug 2007 2:24:22 AM IST
:)
Posted by: Mrs. brij baala At: 14, Aug 2007 8:47:30 PM IST
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