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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | How to kill a lion!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| venkymethod
just show the comedy
Posted by: Mr chandrasekhar kuricherla pati At: 19, May 2002 11:50:23 AM IST
BALA KRISHNA METHOD:
Simple dialog cheputadu....
antey fut adi chastundi .cheppandi yemito a dialog yeveranna...
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 19, May 2002 11:18:23 AM IST
Ask the lion to see this suggestion it will die of laughter.
cool one guys
Posted by: Ms. Deepika Andavarapu At: 19, May 2002 2:58:18 AM IST
Place LION infront of our heroines with out makeup, in no time will commit sucide.
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Place lion in Hyderabad Zoo rest is done by curtor.
Posted by: Mr. Kesava Kumar Grandhi At: 19, May 2002 2:14:30 AM IST
How to kill a lion?
Rajnikanth Method:
1. Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack
anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in
fear itself.
2. Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion
will die notwithstanding that heavy weight.
Kamal Method:
Go near the lion and cry like anything.... Lion will
die of sorrow !
Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commisioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and
kill it, while it's sleeping !
Manirathnam Method :
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the
lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keep
murmering something in its ears. The lion will be
highly irritated and commit suicide.
Balachandar Method :
Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness
fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in
to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion
loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the
2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now
send another lioness(third) into the forest. You dont
understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then
also u wont !
Bharathiraja Method:
Send Napolean and kill it with Thirupacchi aruva.
Shanker method:
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a
good scenic location.
Vijaykanth method:
Bring 5 more lions.Fight with them and kill all of
them expect one.Then advice some patriotism to the
remaining one.This lion will become cow.
T.Rajendar method:
Bring one lioness.Make ur lion to fall in love with
the lioness.arrange for some 6 or 7 songs(make sure
that none of them are duets)....Finally see to that
the love is broken.lion will die of love failiure
Shah rukh khan method:
Release a film like 'ASHOKA".and make the lion to
watch the movie.
Govinda method:
Continously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Rahul dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u.U bat for 200 balls and
score 1 run.
Menaka gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some
vegetables continously.
George bush method:
Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him.
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 18, May 2002 6:45:13 PM IST
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