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ఆయ్ ! దేశభాషలందు తెలుగు లెస్స ! ఉభయగోదావరి

arere !telugu takkuvaipOtE mana Saastrulu gaariki kOpam vastundi mari ! ! andukE ..ee saang fram hEpee DEys Saastrula gaarikOsam ! పొద్దున్లేగాలీ... స్నానం చేయాలీ... బస్సు ఎక్కాలీ... కాలేజ్ కెల్లాలి (ఒ.. ఓ.. ఒ.. ఓ...) బాత్రూములో పాటలు... బ్రేక్ ఫాస్ట్ లో మాటలు... అమ్మ ముందూ వండర్లు... నాన్న ముందూ బ్లండర్లు... పోకెట్ మనీకి టెండర్లూ... ఊ... ఉహ్ ఉహ్ ఉహ్ ఇక బస్సులకై వేటింగూ... ఫుట్బోర్డ్ తో ఫైటింగు... కేంటీన్లో మీటింగు..... ఊ..ఉ...ఉ.. ఇక బస్సులకై వేటింగూ... ఫుట్బోర్డ్ తో ఫైటింగు... కేంటీన్లో మీటింగు..... ఊ..ఉ...ఉ.. జిల్ జిల్ జింగా (8) టీచర్స్ తో క్లాసులు... క్లాసులో మాసులు... ఎస్ ఎం ఎస్ తో మాటలు... ఎం ఎం ఎస్ తో పాటలు... టీచర్స్ తో క్లాసులు... క్లాసులో మాసులు... ఎస్ ఎం ఎస్ తో మాటలు... ఎం ఎం ఎస్ తో పాటలు... లాస్టు బెంచు సీటింగు... సెల్ ఫోనుతో గేమింగు... ఇంట్రెవెల్ కై వేటింగూ... లాస్టు బెంచు సీటింగు... మేగజైన్సు రీడింగు... ఇంట్రెవెల్ కై వేటింగూ... జిల్ జిల్ జింగా (4) పొద్దున్లేగాలి... స్నానం చేయలి... ఐమాక్స్ లో సినిమాలు... మోర్నింగ్లు మ్యాట్నీలు... ఆలీలో బౌలింగు... ఫుడ్ కోర్ట్ లో డేటింగు... హేయ్ పిల్లా... వాట్ మేన్... నీ స్టైలేంటే ఇలా... నీ కంఫర్మేషన్ నిల్లా... హేయ్ పిల్లా హెయ్ పిల్లా.. పిల్లా ఇలా... హేయ్... హేయ్ పిల్లా హెయ్ పిల్లా... హేయ్ హేయ్... ఓ... ఒహ్ ఒహ్ ఒహ్ ఒహ్...(4) హేయ్ హేయ్ హేయ్ హేయ్ జిల్ జిల్ జింగా (8) ఇక బస్సులకై వేటింగూ... బస్టాప్ లో చాటింగు... వేటింగూ... వేటింగూ... ఇక బస్సులకై వేటింగూ... వేటింగ్... వేటింగూ... ఫుటోర్డ్ తో ఫైటింగూ... (పొద్దున్లేగాలీ.......)

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Jan 2009 3:08:26 PM IST

"You're nothing short of my everything." "No disguise can long conceal love where it exists, or long feign it where it is lacking."

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Jan 2009 2:51:37 PM IST

"If the only place where I could see you was in my dreams, I'd sleep forever." "Love is a language spoken by everyone, but understood only by a heart." "Love is when you look into someone's eyes and go all the way inside, to their soul and you both know... instantly." "We that are true lovers run into strange capers; but as all is mortal in nature, so is all nature in love mortal in folly". "Love does not care for time or order".

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Jan 2009 2:43:45 PM IST

ika hEpee DEys sinmaa maroka goppatanamEnTanTE prati i_n_siDenT kee tagina maanchi sangeetam.sinmaalO Okkokka frEm okkokka kavitalaa undi naaku. hRudayaalanu hattukOnElaa ,manasulanu meeTElaanTi sangeetam. ilaanTi manchi myuujik unna marO sinmaa chuusaanu nEnu. " da sounD aaf myuujik " anE ingleesh sinmaa (1960's lOnidi--aaskaar vinnar ).chaala maanchhi sinmaa adi !veelayitE chuuDanDi andaruu !

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Jan 2009 2:29:46 PM IST

maanchhi sandharbhaanuchita padyaalanu pOsT chEsina Saastrulugaariki dhanyavaadamulu ! prEma katalanTE andarikee ishTamE kadaa ! Saastrulu gaariki kooDaa !! hEpee DEys sinmaalO kissu goDava modalayyaaka prodduTuuri emmelyE gaarabbaayi raajEsh maaTalu naaku bhalE nachhaayi. "chha ! niyyamma ! Em bratukuraa manadi. aa Sankar gaaDni chuuDanDi.. pakkana garl frenDu.. eppuDukissu kaavalistE appuDu kissu.. kampyuuTar sai_n_su seeTu.. vaaDidiraa bratukanTE ! chha ! niyyamma ! manadee oka bratukEnanTraa ?!" sEm alaa maaTlaaDE maa seeniyarokaDunDE vaaDu ! okkarEnTi.. kaalEjee lO andari abbaayila gODavaa adE !

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Jan 2009 2:21:37 PM IST

A kiss is something you cannot give without taking and cannot take without giving.

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Jan 2009 2:09:20 PM IST

"Time will come that all that we love, we will eventually lost, and all that we hate we will eventually face". "Absence is to love What wind is to fire; It extinguishes the small, It enkindles the great." "Sweet are the words of Love, sweeter his thoughts: Sweetest of all what Love nor says nor thinks."

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Jan 2009 2:06:35 PM IST

I was always a hopeless romantic. When I was lonely, romantic love quotes are what kept me yearning for the feeling of one day having it. I remember spending hours on end searching for romantic quotes and after I had, I realized a lot about myself and discovered a very easy way to feel love. What I discovered was that the easiest way to feel love is to give it. I was so concerned about being loved that I had no time to send it anyone else's way. I suppose my depression paid a large part of this because it is impossible to love someone if you don't love yourself first. The self help programs I took made me a better person by first teaching me how to love myself and then promoting loving other people. Just think of it: When you love someone, what is the feeling you get? It's love! Feeling love is the easiest feeling we as human beings are blessed with. A lot of people forget this when they have nobody who loves them back, for whatever reason, and start feeling sorry for themselves. Though it's a waste of time to focus on what you don't have and aren't receiving, I fully understand why. As you extract the important messages that these romantic quotes give you, and after fully understanding how powerful love is, you can use these quotes to try and explain your love for someone. Though you will never be able to tell a person how much you love them, these romantic love quotes give you so many ways to say it to them. If you're looking to feel love right now, read these romantic love quotes. When you are out and about, with people who you care about and who care about you, think about these romantic quotes and send them love with your heart. They will feel it, trust me, and you don't even have to say a word. If you submerge yourself in these romantic love quotes, something will happen to you. You will start to feel them and even if you don't consciously use them, your subconscious will. "What is love but that which poisons the body, clouds the mind, yet envigorates the soul". "Love is like a mountain, hard to climb, but once you get to the top the view is beautiful." "Love, like a river, will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle." "Real love isn't blind. It sees, sees everything but loves anyway."

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Jan 2009 1:55:49 PM IST

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/01/23/model.bridi.amputated.brazil/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 24, Jan 2009 1:42:29 PM IST

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 22, Jan 2009 12:16:47 PM IST ' Arthikamaandya dushpariNaamaallO, ilaa tamalO taamu adilinchuchukunToo goNukkOvaDam laanTivi kooDaa sanbhavEnani , kauTilyuDu tana artha Saastramuna heppuDO pravachinchenu.

Posted by: Subba Rao A At: 24, Jan 2009 10:28:10 AM IST

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