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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Sardar jokes -7 | |
| A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"
To this the Sardar replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, 'Wash Basin' ".
Posted by: Mr. dhummudhuluputha kakilona At: 8, Mar 2003 1:21:24 AM IST
yeah.... ok siri in this point i agree with u...then be ready for my jokes...(ofcourse copied from websites or my friends )
Posted by: Mr. dhummudhuluputha kakilona At: 8, Mar 2003 1:20:50 AM IST
ikaada post cheyatamlo big idea enti antee..
specialga evaru kudaa jokes kosam aa sites ki velli cadavaru...ilaa time unnpudu logayee tp ni visit chesinapudu oka minitue chadivi saradagaa navvukuntane sharing ...did u get the point??
Posted by: Ms. siri Ch At: 8, Mar 2003 1:17:48 AM IST
hey guys...enjoy jokes from here...
http://www.geocities.com/j_sunish/hm/sardar1.htm
let us not post more messages here...so that this thread goes down.
Posted by: Mr. dhummudhuluputha kakilona At: 8, Mar 2003 1:08:18 AM IST
Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied ; Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, and thought, and thought ... and at last I wrote THUNK !!!;
Posted by: Mr. dhummudhuluputha kakilona At: 8, Mar 2003 1:06:06 AM IST
An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector .
The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".
And the machine is silent.
The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"All right, 8 hamburgers".
And the machine's silent.
The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
Posted by: Mr. dhummudhuluputha kakilona At: 8, Mar 2003 1:04:40 AM IST
Santa Singh went to the Doctor and complained that he was aching all over. "Where exactly are you hurting?", asked the doctor. Santa Singh replied, "All over my body, Doctor." He touched his left hand with his forefinger, "It hurts when I touch here". He touched his right leg. "It hurts here also." He touched his back, arms, stomach - everywhere and said it hurt in all places. The doctor took some x-rays and said, "Santa Singh! I've caught your problem! You have a sprain in your forefinger!"
Posted by: Ms. siri Ch At: 7, Mar 2003 2:32:56 AM IST
Maha baga chepparu Narendraa aa pani cheste baguntundi :) naaku forward chesinavallki ade cheputaa :))
Posted by: Ms. siri Ch At: 4, Mar 2003 10:26:07 PM IST
Surd Freedom Fighters
Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh..we'll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?" That was a difficult question indeed.
Suddenly Banta Singh replied, "No problem! we'll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get developed."
All the surds became happy on this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The surd replied, "OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????"
Posted by: Ms. siri Ch At: 4, Mar 2003 12:25:18 PM IST
Santa singh shows up at his friend Banta Singh's Place in a Brand New - Red Ferarri.
Banta: Wow Santa, What a car!Where did you get it from ?
Santa: I was walking on the highway when a beautiful lady came in this car and asked me - "want a ride Mr. Singh ?" I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr Singh. take anything"
Banta is quite excited and asks "What did you do Santa?" Santa: I took the car.
Banta: good show - you wouldn't have fit into her clothes!
Posted by: Ms. siri Ch At: 4, Mar 2003 12:24:01 PM IST
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