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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Little Johny jokes | |
| There are plenty of them... if you have collection, please post daily till they exhaust... couple of them a day... for optimum dosage of laughter, the best medicine. I'm saving them. Thanks a lot for your of posting LJ jokes in TP!
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 11, Jul 2003 8:43:11 PM IST
A guy's walking down the street and sees Dirty Johnny smoking a cigarette.
He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." Johnny looks up and doesn't say
anything. The guy says, "How old are you?" Johnny says, "Six."
The guy says, "Six? When did you start smoking?" Johnny says, "Right after
the first time I got laid." The guy says, "Right after the first time you
got laid? When was that?" Johnny says, "I don't remember. I was drunk."
Posted by: Mr. Spider Man At: 11, Jul 2003 4:41:41 PM IST
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passedby his
mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I
need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several
times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning.
When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny
ran into his room, took off his clothes,threw himself on his bed, started
stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
Posted by: Mr. Spider Man At: 11, Jul 2003 4:41:02 PM IST
Little Johnny had some sex questions for his father, "Dad, what does 'pussy'
mean?" The father took the little boy up to his study room and got out a
Playboy magazine. He opened the book to the centerfold and too got out an
ink pen. He drew a small circle in the appropriate place and told Johnny,
"See that circle, everything inside the circle is a pussy."
"Oh," said little Johnny. "One more thing, what is a bitch?"
"Well," said the father, "see that little circle? A 'bitch' is everything
outside the circle if it doesn't give you what is inside the circle..."
Posted by: Mr. Spider Man At: 10, Jul 2003 6:03:23 PM IST
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,
"Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his
friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
Posted by: Mr. Spider Man At: 10, Jul 2003 6:02:57 PM IST
katti laa unnayi jokes.. inkaa raayi maamaa illantivi... spider
Posted by: Mr. Gokul Krishna Addanki At: 10, Jul 2003 5:18:52 PM IST
A new teacher while introducing herself to children said "My name is Miss.
Prussy and it is easy to remember. Just remember the word pussy in your
rhyme and add "r" in between first two letters.
Next day techer wanted to test whether children could remember her name or
not. So she asked the whole class to tell her name a little louder.
Silence prevailed for sometime as none of the children could remember her
name. Then little Johnny remembered suddenly and shouted with excitement
"Crunt".
Posted by: Mr. Spider Man At: 10, Jul 2003 4:41:22 PM IST
Loaf of Bread
Little Johnny's mother sent Little Johnny to the store to get a loaf of
bread.. Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of
bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket..
Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a good opportunity
to say something from the bible to Little Johnny."
He walks up to Little Johnny and says, "I see Little Johnny that you have
the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the other?"
Little Johnny replies, "A loaf of bread Father".
Posted by: Mr. Spider Man At: 10, Jul 2003 0:06:59 AM IST
Harassment
Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence..
Johnny: Her mouth said 'no', but her ass meant 'yes'..
Posted by: Mr. Spider Man At: 9, Jul 2003 11:06:52 PM IST
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