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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | ~~SHARE A JOKE~~ | |
| Yo Sup begum :D
Posted by: Saleem At: 2, Feb 2004 3:02:02 AM IST
The only person who can legally tell any woman "Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho Mein Aata Hoon...."
Posted by: Mr. Ravinder At: 16, Dec 2003 6:07:40 AM IST
And without Sukku is like upma without karivepaku & uppu.
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 15, Dec 2003 4:48:12 PM IST
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned o! ver too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled & said "It Really works!"
Posted by: Mr. Kanna At: 15, Dec 2003 3:51:45 PM IST
This is a true account of the ATM center Security person.
How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.
1) Parks the car
2) Goes to ATM
3) Inserts card
4) Enters PIN
5) Takes money
6) Takes card back
7) Drives away...
How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM
1) Parks the car
2) Checks makeup
3) Turns off engine /put handbrake
4) Check makeup
5) Goes to ATM
6) Hunts for ATM card in the purse.
7) Inserts card
8) Hits Cancel
9) Hunts in purse for chit with PIN written on it.
10) Inserts card
11) Enters PIN
12) Takes cash
13) Goes to car
14) Checks makeup
15) Starts car
16) Stops car
17) Runs back to ATM
18) Takes ATM card back
19) Back to car
20) Checks makeup
21) Starts car
22) Checks makeup
23) Drives for 3/4 mile
24) Releases hand brake
:)) Njoy
Posted by: Mr. Kanna At: 15, Dec 2003 3:29:36 PM IST
A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE "
Posted by: Hytech At: 2, Dec 2003 0:38:24 AM IST
eee prasaram inthatitho samaaptam.
tirigi 172.6 meterlu anagaa 1200 KHz pi monday mallee kaluddaam.
antha varakoo selavu. namaskaaram.
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...................
Posted by: Naren At: 22, Nov 2003 1:05:11 AM IST
lol...... naveena okkasaari chepthe rendu saarlu cheppinattu :))) hahaha
Posted by: Naren At: 22, Nov 2003 0:55:05 AM IST
good idea. hope she won't mind.
Posted by: Naren At: 22, Nov 2003 0:32:35 AM IST
good one aakanksha
I always do mistakes while typing your name :((
Posted by: Naren At: 22, Nov 2003 0:24:22 AM IST
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