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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | my kind of jokes to share | |
| Good Collection Tanuja Garu.
Thanks Sri,Tanuja and Hima Samira
Posted by: Mr. Satish Kumar At: 13, Apr 2004 10:15:36 PM IST
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"
To this the Sardar replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, 'Wash Basin' ".
Posted by: Mr. Satish Kumar At: 13, Apr 2004 9:25:15 PM IST
Q:When do most women care for a man's company?'
A: 'When he owns it, of course!'
Posted by: Mr. Satish Kumar At: 13, Apr 2004 9:18:09 PM IST
Hey here is a joke for u all to laugh. Keep smiling.
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"
The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!"
Posted by: Mr. Satish Kumar At: 13, Apr 2004 8:59:39 PM IST
lol tanu good one :))
Posted by: Mr. Nagesh Babu Adari At: 9, Apr 2004 1:36:50 AM IST
hi neeru :)) ashirwaad _____/
tanu mee abbayiki exams ayithe nee chamatalu postunnayaa :)) LOL
Posted by: Mr. Nagesh Babu Adari At: 8, Apr 2004 9:10:19 PM IST
lol tanuja.. :))
h is daksha?
Posted by: Mr. Nagesh Babu Adari At: 8, Apr 2004 8:46:36 PM IST
Posted by: Sri At: 7, Apr 2004 1:22:15 AM IST
3.baagundi:)
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 7, Apr 2004 7:12:37 PM IST
Magistrate: Now speak solemnly and tell the Court just what passed between you and your wife during the quarrel?
Husband : "your honour"
half a dozen eggs
four plates
six cups
half dozen bottles
a few tomatoes
two pairs of shoes
and sandals and
" your honour " it was one way traffic"
Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 25, Mar 2004 8:53:53 AM IST
:))Tanuja
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 17, Mar 2004 8:28:14 AM IST
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