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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Soft Humor ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| LOL Rahul good ones..spl. the chinese one!!!
jo hua, so hua. ..:D
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 13, Jul 2005 0:35:40 AM IST
A man checked into a hotel in Africa. There was a computer in his room, Sohe decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To : My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 1 May 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached
and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for
your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 13, Jul 2005 0:29:15 AM IST
na-da ;)
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 13, Jul 2005 0:10:36 AM IST
...aha @dil maange more ;)
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 12, Jul 2005 11:53:41 PM IST
Ignore, if you have already heard about these...
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Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... &
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
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How can SantaSingh Kill a Lion?
SantaSingh thinks N thinks hard & comes to a
conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.
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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without
getting married;
Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
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Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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SantaSingh: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho
jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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SantaSingh : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and
Studying....
When a Person asked what he was doing.... He
replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is
grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Man before Marriage I like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our Network Follows."
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SantaSingh : That Cow is a Lovely Colour one.
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
SantaSingh : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 12, Jul 2005 10:09:49 PM IST
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage,
it's love;
after marriage it is self-defense
It takes thousand workers to build a castle ,
Million soldiers to protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME!;)
Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 1, Jul 2005 3:04:08 PM IST
.Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
Posted by: DoBoy At: 27, Jun 2005 10:48:17 AM IST
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
Posted by: DoBoy At: 26, Jun 2005 4:27:50 PM IST
Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(girlfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)
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An SMS : Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to.....
throw ur mobile
Posted by: DoBoy At: 26, Jun 2005 11:17:10 AM IST
Her Maid ??? ;)
Posted by: Mr. Raj Raj At: 24, Jun 2005 5:50:37 PM IST
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