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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | pallavi proDacshan~s****sandaDE sandaDi**** | |
| EnTi EnTidi.. edO janaalani banDa veipu tIsukoste kaasta sandaDi vunTadani chustunTe naa meeda banDalestaavaa. ayinaa nenu tOlukostaa annaa kaani, ninnu tolukurammana ledu kadaa. hammaa voorukonTunTe maree illekki arustunnaave..:-)))
vennela gaaru, aa pilla ante anTundile leiT teesukonDi. khaaLi Teim lo meeku sahaayam chestaalenDi dummu dulipe panilo. mundu meeru naaku I akshara ni dummu dulipe pani lo sahaayam cheyyaali mari..:-))
Posted by: Suneel At: 14, Apr 2005 4:11:18 AM IST
manadi mahiLaa vibhaagam "rachchabanDa "
tamaridE ! nEnu enduku janaalani aTu tOlukuraavalenu ?!?!?!?!?! naaku Emi panilEdu anukunnaaraa ? vennela anTE EdO pEru baagundi ani iTugaa vachchaanu . maik dorukutE chaalu vadilE rakam kaadu mana suneel. vennela dummu duluputunTE konchem sahaayam chEddaamani lEdu , aa rachcha banDa meediki laakeLLaalani chuustunTaaru. vennela ki anni telusu !! evaru evarini tOlikeLlaalani chuustunnaarO ! :)
Posted by: Ms. akshara At: 14, Apr 2005 3:59:29 AM IST
idigo pallavi proDakshan mEnEjar evaro kaani.. mee sinima DeirekTaru kaavaali anTe nannu sampradinchaDi..:-))
andukE kadaa akshara, janaalandarini nidaanam gaa mana banDa meedaki tOlukostaandi..:-)
Hi Vennela, E maatram daaraala dummu dulipaaru ippaTi varaku??
Posted by: Suneel At: 13, Apr 2005 11:05:24 PM IST
paatika dhaaraalu endukanDi , paatikamandi kooDaa raavaDamlEdu sariggaa ,
unna dhaaraalalO seTil avutE pedda kadamba maala kaTTochchu. andaruu okO dhaaramlOki veLLutE janaalulEni "mahaa sabhalu " avutaayi .
intakee ee pallavi proDacshan evaridi ?? meedEnaa ayitE ee dhaaraannE konasaaginchanDi ! :)
Posted by: Ms. akshara At: 13, Apr 2005 9:56:43 PM IST
avunanDee dulipE prOgraam peTTukunnaa nela rOjulu gaa nEnu lEka allari daaralannee boojulu paTTEsaayi:)inkO paatika treDDulu vunnaayi allari vi inkaa lOpala kaasta saayam chEsaaranukOnDi...twara twaragaa dulipEddaam :)
Posted by: Vennela At: 13, Apr 2005 12:15:13 PM IST
hello vennela gaaru edO dummu dulipE prOgraam peTTinaTlunnaaru??..:-))
Posted by: Suneel At: 12, Apr 2005 5:46:54 PM IST
:)
Posted by: Vennela At: 12, Apr 2005 4:50:22 PM IST
:)
alaagE maarcheddam rowdee gaaru......meerE kadaa vilan:) mee paatra nachchinatlenaa:)
Posted by: Pallavi At: 13, Sep 2004 3:50:39 PM IST
:)
Posted by: Mr. manoopuli At: 13, Sep 2004 3:05:46 PM IST
hammayya katha dorikEsindi:)
Hero is a software engineer. He does not have a life worth speaking of. He spends eighteen hours a day in the office working and browsing the net.
Heroine is a software engineer in the same company. She does not have a life either. She spends eight hours in front of her PC, thirteen hours in front of the TV and the remaining, sleeping.
One day, Hero meets Heroine in a staff meeting. They argue endlessly about the insanity of Microsoft applications.. especially Outlook 2003.
Couple of such fights later, Heroine is found drinking coffee with Hero in Office canteen.
"What is life?" asks the Hero looking at the vacuum right above her head.
"I've been wondering too." sighs the heroine.
"Why are we fighting over Outlook 2003?" Hero drinks his black coffee.
"And why are we not talking about Lotus NOtes" Heroine sips her Latte.
Hero shakes his head. "It's not about software products. It is about life. I guess life is much bigger than OUtlook 2003."
Heroine nods. "I think it is. I am not sure though. Do you know that Microsoft has come up with a fix to that bug you've been using to prove Outlook is a worthless piece of garbage?"
"Heroine," Hero is now determined, "From this moment onwards, I am not discussing anything remotely related to software."
"Fine Hero," says Heroine, "Good bye then."
Hero then returns all the Sybase manuals to the library and rents out "how to live a life?"
Heroine meanwhile gets into an altercation with the villain during a conversation on Sharepoint server. Villain vows to format the hard disk of the heroine. Heroine takes her PC and runs away from the cubicle trying to escape from the villain's evil intentions. Since it is night shift, no one comes to her rescue.
Hero, who has been reading "how to live a life" very seriously, suddenly finds out that he loves the heroine as much as he used to love Tetris.
So hero messages Heroine on Yahoo Instant messenger. But there is no reply. Hero does not understand it. He knows that the heroine is supposed to be in night shift. What is she doing in Night shift if not on Yahoo Instant Messenger? As far as he know that is what people are supposed to do in night shift.
Hero senses trouble. He runs barefooted on the Information Superhighway and reaches office just in time to see the villain snatch the PC out of heroine's hands and type the command "Format C:\". When his fingers get to the "Enter" key, hero delivers the killer punch on villain's face. Villain is thrown back.
Then follows a lengthy fight. Heroine meanwhile calls the police and they come right after hero beats the villain to pulp. Without asking any questions, the police understand who is hero and who is villain and take him into custody. Heroine, tears in her eyes, takes her PC, switches it on and jumps with joy when she finds her favorite Calvin and Hobbs collection in tact in her C drive.
"You saved my data" she exclaims.
"No, you saved it yourself." hero says.
"No.. Jesus saves. I don't" she cries.
"Nothing happened na." Hero consoles.
"Let us get married" heroine sheds some more tears, "I want someone by my side to protect the Calvin and Hobbs collection on my PC".
"I love you Heroine" says the hero.
"I love you Hero" says the heroine.
"So you agree that Outlook 2003 is a bad product".
"No I don't. Why not we talk about Lotus nOtes?"
The End.
Posted by: Pallavi At: 13, Sep 2004 10:37:34 AM IST
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