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Posted by: Miss Vidya sharma Bandapelli At: 24, Feb 2005 4:55:56 PM IST

nEnEmi bhayapeTTalEdanDI. mEmu nachchalEdEmO! benguLUru lO evarunTArO nAkEmi telusu? A bujji kOti vachchi, neT lO evaridO profail chUsi bassekkEsindi. mI kOsamE ayyunTundanukunnA. antaku minchi nAkEmI telIdanDI.

Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 24, Feb 2005 4:48:31 PM IST

Achha meeru kastha ekkuva bayapettara aa chinna kothini? Sarelendi kaani B'lorelo evaru vunnaranta?

Posted by: Miss Vidya sharma Bandapelli At: 24, Feb 2005 4:25:08 PM IST

vachchindi, kAnI venTanE veLLipOyindi... mAtO ADukOlEdanTa, sama ujjIlu kAvAlani ippuDE benguLUru bassekkindi.

Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 24, Feb 2005 4:20:53 PM IST

It seems the reports also said Pres. Kalam stood Seventh in the Exam (which he never took)...he he heeeeeeeeeee :))

Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 24, Feb 2005 3:14:22 PM IST

He He Heee!!!!!! NASA disputes 'Indian test topper' story Suman Guha Mozumder in New York | February 23, 2005 12:53 IST Media reports out of India, suggesting that a high school senior from Uttar Pradesh has topped the National Aeronautics and Space Administration's International Scientist Discovery Examination for 2005-2006 has left NASA officials mystified. There is, they say, no such examination, that they are aware of. "I have been with NASA for 32 years, and I have never heard of any such programme conducted by NASA," a NASA official said, when approached for details about the exam. "Are you sure you got your facts right?" The exam, this reporter informed him citing Indian media sources, has been taken in the past by A P J Abdul Kalam, India's President, and by the late Kalpana Chawla, the NASA astronaut who perished in the Columbia disaster two years ago. No, the official reiterated -- at NASA, there is no awareness of any such test. What, then, was this 'international test' Saurabh Singh, a 15 year old from Narhai in Uttar Pradesh and a student of the Gyan Peethika Senior Secondary School, reportedly topped? The national chapter of NASA administered the test, as per Indian media reports. Asked if it was possible that some NASA department may have such an education program, NASA officials said it was unlikely. The NASA web site makes no mention of any such programme in any part of the world. "We are unable to confirm the existence of the International Scientist Discovery Examination," Debra Rahn, a spokesperson at the International Issues and News Media department at NASA, told rediff.com Rahn doubted the veracity of media reports that suggested that former NASA chief Sean O'Keefe asked Singh a question on English grammar, and applauded the student on his giving the correct answer. "O'Keefe, the former NASA administrator, did not visit India during his time at NASA," Rahn said. Dwayne Brown, an official in the Education Department at NASA, was equally mystified. "Right now, no one knows where this examination comes from," he said. Kaleem Kawaja, a senior engineer with NASA for close to two decades, said, "NASA does not give any grant, nor does it conduct any examination within the US, let alone internationally." "NASA is not an examining body, as you know. It is not a university. It is a department of the government. Obviously there is no question of its conducting tests," Kawaja told rediff.com Kawaja said while NASA does give some scholarships to bright students -- the Westinghouse scholarships being one example -- the practice is confined to students within the US. He said, further, that such scholarships are awarded at a far higher academic level, and not to high school students whether within the US or outside of its borders. Kawaja, an IIT-trained engineer, said further the organisation does not select people on the basis of examinations it conducts; even when it hires people at various levels, it does not conduct any examinations. "People come to NASA with certain academic records, and then they are interviewed and hired if they are found suitable. People come with masters, PhDs etc. but there is no such thing as taking a NASA examination. After all, NASA is not a college," he said. Kawaja disputed media reports that both Chawla and Kalam had taken any 'NASA tests.' He said the Indian President had come to NASA some 25 years ago as part of an Indo-US scholars exchange program. "Kalam came and worked in NASA's Wallops Highland facility as part of an exchange programme. He did not take any examination nor was he given any award by NASA as is claimed by some people," he said. "Likewise, Chawla never took any such examination, to the best of my knowledge, as has been claimed in the reports," he said, adding that he was shocked by the coverage in the Indian media. His best guess, Kawaja said, is some group in India is misusing the NASA acronym. "It is likely somebody has formed a group the abbreviation of which is NASA, and these people are misusing that," he said. "It is definitely not the NASA we all know about."

Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 24, Feb 2005 3:09:06 PM IST

Vachhindhi andi kaani nenu mee dhaggarake pampinchane? inka mee dhaggariki raleda?

Posted by: Miss Vidya sharma Bandapelli At: 24, Feb 2005 2:53:22 PM IST

vidyAgArU, mari A kOti pilla vachchindaa mI daggariki, ADukODAniki? A businessman sends his wife a fax: "To my dear wife: You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you at 54 years can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this fax, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary in the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight." When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining-room table: "My dear husband: I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be in the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who like your secretary is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation... although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 into 18... And therefore I won't be back before lunchtime tomorrow! A big kiss from your wife, who really understands you ..."

Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 24, Feb 2005 11:57:16 AM IST

Child Monkey: Mum with whom shall i play, every Monkey is busy Mother Monkey: Don't worry son, see here, so many Monkey's will be free in this TP room after reading this message!!!!!!!

Posted by: Miss Vidya sharma Bandapelli At: 24, Feb 2005 9:33:28 AM IST

Why do the bride and groom exchange garlands during marriage? To tell each other affectionately SWEETHEART YOU ARE DEAD!!!

Posted by: Miss Vidya sharma Bandapelli At: 24, Feb 2005 9:30:33 AM IST

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