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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | How I became a Christian aneDu oka gAdha | |
| lEdannAy eppuDU veLLalEdu. kAnI dAni gurinchi telusu. antenduku? mana purAtana kaTTaDAla daggara, SilpAlani chUDDAnikI bOleDu mandi tellOLLu vastAru. kAnI manam mAtram bOgas anTUnTAmu.
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 23, Nov 2004 4:44:34 PM IST
antEnanTArA!?! antE ayyunDachchulEnDi. pasupu yokka goppatanam oka pASchAtyuDu cheppEvaraku manaki telIdi, moTimalaki EvEvO tokkalO krImulu pUsukunTU unTAmu. alAgE, kAlina gAyAlaki tEne rAyamani mana musalOLLu chebitE, ThAThTh nIkEmi telusu, annI bOgas mATalu cheptAvu anTAmu, oka tella tOlu DAkTaru cheppEntavaraku. pch , mana batukulintE, manalOni goppa paTTinchukOkunDA, pakkODi goppatanAnni chUsi EDustU unTAmu.
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 23, Nov 2004 3:55:19 PM IST
vArnAyanO vAmmO! malak gAru ful fArm lO unnAru. kAnIyanDi.
malak gArannaTTu, evari nammakAlu vArivi. ikkaDa evari dEvuDu goppa, evari matam goppa, evaru nijam evaru abadhdham anna praSna lEvanettaDam manchidi kAdu, dEvuDevarikainA dEvuDE. ikkaDa manam mATlADukunEdi padhdhatula gurinchi. mata mArpiDi enduku jarugutundi anna vishayamai charchistunnAmu. evarU evarinI kinchaparachaTlEdu, dayachEsi andarU alAnE viNgNjatatO unDagalarani ASAbhAvam vyaktaparustunnAnu.
okaru "nuvventa" anTE marokaru tappakunDA "nI bisAjenta" anTAru. anduvalla, eduTivAriki alAnTi skOp ivvakunDA masalukOvaDam manchidEmO AlOchinchanDi.
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 23, Nov 2004 9:31:13 AM IST
"Ancient books dont contain proof"
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Okay but what about Holy Bible? Was it Published by IEEE?
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 23, Nov 2004 0:48:51 AM IST
Mother of Parashuram was hacked to death but later on was given life again and this happened even before Christ
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Ganesha was Killed by His father Shiva but was again given life
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There was a Raakshasa called "Raktabeeja" who used to take several incarnation with every drop of his blood that fell on the ground ( A case of DNA cloning?)
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Lakshman was killed by Indrajeet dueing the Ramayana war and Hanuman's adventure with Sankeevani is well known
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If an ignorant guy like me can quote 4 examples .. somebody who is well informed can quote many more ..
STATUTORY NOTICE: This is not to downplay other fiaths but its just the reaction to a statement made, comparing the religions ...
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 23, Nov 2004 0:31:46 AM IST
Height of Stupidity LoL
Posted by: Mr. Telangana Bidda At: 23, Nov 2004 0:27:37 AM IST
"Christ in not born by artificial insemination. He's is there before the world's existence and was born as an incarnation of man!! He is the first man to raise from dead. Though there were many incarnations of God (as you call Rama, Krisna) they couldn't lead a perfect life. They were bound to eartly relations, they died and buried, but not rose from death"
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Fine lets say Jesus existed before the existence of earth and he took the incarnation of a man .. so far so good ..
But what was the necessaity to talk about Rama and Krrishna in this regard?
Going by the same logic, Rama and Krishna were incarnations of Vishnu and applying the same logic, VISNHU ROSE FROM DEATH 10 TIME SNOT JSUT ONCE ..
So it means that the statment "JESUS WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO RAISE FROM DEATH" is absolutely false and aimed at misleading the readers .. as all the Avtaars of Vishnu existed even before Jesus Christ!!!
KANUKA SODARA SODARIMANULAARA .. NENU EE VISHAYAANNI 7 O CLOCK BLADE TO KHANDISTUNNA ( pant pant pant .. Water Please)
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 23, Nov 2004 0:20:23 AM IST
Mrs Lekha,
Do you know adharvaNa vEdam ?
Do you know jaladEvatalu ?
Do you know the basis for computers? Sub-marines? Air Crafts? Science & Technology? All these things were very well described in vedas, with minute details, how to construct etc. To the core. Thats the reason why Germany is so ahead in Technology among the world. They stole those vedas from India. If you don't believe this, just leave it. India was and is great.
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 22, Nov 2004 6:08:08 PM IST
:)
Mrs Lekha,
Please check your TP in box.
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 22, Nov 2004 6:01:46 PM IST
You got it right Ruchi. We Indians are stupids first, because we are immature. ee desaanni evaroo baagu cheyaleru. :)
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 22, Nov 2004 12:50:12 PM IST
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