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| ikkaDa en~vI jOkulEyachchA?
ninna gunTUru sTEshan lO mUDu nErchukunnA...
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 14, Nov 2005 10:24:04 PM IST
ikkaDa envI jOkulEyachchA?
ninna gunTUru sTEshan lO mUDu nErchukunnA...
Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 14, Nov 2005 10:23:31 PM IST
A Patel family in gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead
mother arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters.
The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space
left in it When they opened the lid , they found a letter on top, Dear
brothers and sisters, I am sending our mother's body to you,since it was
her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral
home in GUJARAT. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave
are all consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, 12
cans of cheese,10 packets of chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please
divide these among all of you. On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of
Reebok shoes(size
10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's
sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts.The large size is for Mohan. Just
distribute them ! among yourselves. Th! e 2 new Jeans that Ba's is wearing
are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left
wrist. Shanta Aunty, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that
you asked for. Please take them off her.
The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my
teenager nephews. Please distribute all these uniformly and if anything
more required let me know as Bapa is also not feeling too well
nowadays...
Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 24, Aug 2005 10:06:07 PM IST
good one Murali!! :)
Here are some more .....
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ...
1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
9. Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
Posted by: Ever Green At: 10, Aug 2005 9:19:34 PM IST
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no
Posted by: Murali za az At: 29, Jul 2005 10:48:59 PM IST
EmTi SrI kaameDI chEstunnaavaa ... pul Daun .. adee idee amTunnaavEmTi ?? :)
Posted by: Ever Green At: 21, Jul 2005 3:57:26 AM IST
kaameDI gaa umTumdani SrI
imtakee limku dwaaraa nee skool foTO choosukunnaavaa :) :) :)
Posted by: Ever Green At: 21, Jul 2005 2:57:18 AM IST
School Photos:
http://www.worldschoolphotographs.com/
Posted by: Ever Green At: 20, Jul 2005 10:34:16 PM IST
oh thanks nishi garu and bhaskar garu.
nishi gaaru mee jOk chaala baagumdi , bhalE navvukunnaanu :) :) :)
Posted by: Ever Green At: 13, Jul 2005 10:58:42 PM IST
Posted by: Chudu Choodu At: 12, Jul 2005 11:12:29 PM IST
chaalaa baagundi si.si gaaru
Posted by: Mr. Bhaskar At: 13, Jul 2005 10:05:36 PM IST
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