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| HELL AND HEAVEN(JOKE)
bil gETs chanipOyaaDu.Atanini tIsukoniveLLaTaaniki dEvuDu swayaMgaa vachchaaDu.
dEvuDu ataniki aMdameina pradESaM ,akkaDa tirugutunna aMdameina mahiLalanu,kolanalu,baatulu, anni chUpiMchi idi narakamu ani cheppaaDu.
taruvaata ataniki saadhuvulu tapassuchEsukuMTunna pradESaM,praSaaMtameina vaataavaraNaM,lELLu,jiMkalu,pululu,siMhalu annirakaala jaMtuvulu kalisitirugutunna pradESaM chUpiMchi idi swargamu annaaDu
bilgETs swargaM chaalaa chappagaa uMdi. tanaki narakamE kaavaalannaaDu.
konnirojula taruvaata dEvuDu narakaMlO vEDi nUne lO kaagutunna bilgETs ni palakariMchaTaaniki vachchaaDu.
bilgETs dEvuni tO idEmiTi BhagavaMtuDaa naaku aMdameinaa pradESaM chUpiMchi narakaM annaavu. chUDu nEnu vEDi nUne lO kaagutunnaanu?
appuDu dEvuDu annaaDu:
"nIku "swargaM narakaM" screensavers chUpiMchaanu."
Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 20, Jul 2005 5:08:40 PM IST Hell and Heaven: Difference- An other joke.
A person goes to heaven for the good deeds and see's there is hardly any problems, issues, everybody is doing his/herjob and there is peace, calm,happiness everywhere. He decides to ask the Lord Incharge of the heaven alongwith few other's, if they can go to hell as they have heard thru some source that there is lot of amusement, loud music, drinks, merry making etc. The lord asks them if they have decided firmly to go? They all nod the heads in affirmative. They leave for hell.
As heard, there is royal welcome in hell, with lot of pomp and glory, they r sprinkled with perfumes etc, there is band and music playing and welcomed by beautiful damsels. They are quite pleased. As they proceed deep inside, the worst of torture starts. They rush to the Incharge Lord of Hell, as to what is all this? then the lord says that what you saw from outside was only PUBLICITY,else who would like to come here? We too need people here.
Posted by: DoBoy At: 20, Jul 2005 4:15:22 PM IST Very nice presentation !
Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 20, Jul 2005 1:52:49 PM IST aMta in`spairiMg`gA lEdu
Posted by: Ms. Prasanthi Uppalapati At: 20, Jul 2005 1:23:10 PM IST This seems to be the most convicing definition of 'hell' & heaven.
I recollect from Milton's 'Paradise Lost'
(strangely, these words were uttered by Satan!)
''The mind is in its place; it can make a heaven of hell or hell of heaven.''
Posted by: SATYA RAMA PRASAD KALLURI At: 20, Jul 2005 0:40:50 AM IST
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