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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | *** Funny -- hAsyaM --Jokes -- saradA saradA *** | |
| Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O,
And on his farm he had a cow, E I E I O.
With a moo moo here and a moo moo there,
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo.
Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O.
raamaya taataku vuMdO paaka
iyaa iyaa iyaaO
aapaakalo vuMdO aavu
iyaa iyaa iyaaO
ikkaDa aMbaa akkaDa aMbaa
akkada aMbaa ikkada ambaa
aMbaa aMbaa
aMtaTa aMbaayE
raamaya taataku vuMdO paaka
iyaa iyaa iyaaO
I paaTani amerikaalO maa manumaraalu pallavichEta paaDiMchaa skUllO
baaguMdani chappaTlu kUDaa koTTaaru
Posted by: Mr. VIRABHADRA SASTRI KALANADHABHATTA At: 14, Aug 2007 9:57:09 AM IST
cinema titles :-)
http://eenadu.net/htm/2vnewfeatureshow.asp?qry=4&reccount=13
Posted by: musugu donga At: 14, Aug 2007 4:11:56 AM IST
watch men joke :-)
http://eenadu.net/htm/2vnewfeatureshow.asp?qry=5&reccount=14
Posted by: musugu donga At: 7, Aug 2007 1:00:54 AM IST
:)
Posted by: బుజ్జిది At: 4, Aug 2007 1:31:10 AM IST
English:
twinkle twinlke little star
how i wonder what u are
Telangana Telugu:
merishe merishe shinna sukka
pareshan ayiti ne ninnu sushi
English:
Johnny Johnny Yes papa
Eating Sugar No papa
Telangana Telugu:
Johnny ga Johnny ga.. Endhi naina
Shekkar Bukkuthunnaav ra.. ledhu naina
English:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
jack fell down and broke his crown
jill came tumbling down.
Telangana Telugu:
jack gaadu jill gaadu konda ku poyinru
gaadi ki poyi neellu testunte
jack gaadu kinda padi moothi bokkal saap chesu kundu
jill gaadu dil khush toni panduga cheskundu
Posted by: musugu donga At: 4, Aug 2007 0:31:44 AM IST
:)))))))
Posted by: Mrs. brij baala At: 19, Jul 2007 10:50:45 PM IST
reMDava prapaMcha yuddhaM jarugutunna rOjullO biyyaMku baagaa karuvu ErpaDi rEShan kaarDu vidhaanaM amaluchEsaaru.
biyyaanni durvinayOgaM chEsinaTTu telistE SixiMchEvaaru. iMdu kOsaM pratyEkaM aahaara taNikhI adikaarlu vuMDEvaaru.
illaaMTi oka taNikI aafIsaru kOLLanu peMchEvaarini praSniMchaaru
Emayyaa nIkODiki aahaaraMgaa EM peDutunnaavu?
chittam rOjU kaasini biyyaM giMjalu daani muMdu pOstaanaMDi
EmiTI manuShyulakE biyyaM chaalakapOtE kOLLaku biyyaM gimjalu pOstunnavaa? vamda rUpaayalu fein kaTTu
idi reMDO vaaDu vinnaaDu. aafIsaru tanadaggaraku vachchi aDaggaanE ayyaa maakOLLaku biyyaM nUkalu maatramE pOstunnaanaMDi annaaDu
nUkalu maatraM biyyaM kaavaa? gaMji kaachukuMTE eMtOmaMdiki aahaaraM kadaa? kaTTu Ebhei rUpaayalu fein annaaDu.
tarvaata mUDO vaaDidaggaraku veLLaaDu.
Emayyaa nImaaTEmiTi? nIkOLLaku biyyaM gaani biyyaM nUkalu gaani pOstunnaavaa?
abbE lEdaMDi. rEShan kaarDumIda ichchEvi maakE saripOka chastUvuMTE vaaTikEM pOstaamaMDi. aMdukani vaaTiki DabbulE istunnaa kaavalasinavi avE konukkuMTaayani
Posted by: Mr. VIRABHADRA SASTRI KALANADHABHATTA At: 19, Jul 2007 10:47:46 PM IST
NIIT : Not Interested in IT
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems
HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
SATYAM : Sad and Tired Yelling Away Madly
PARAM : Puzzled and Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
C-DOT : Coffee during Office Timings
AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
BFL : Brainwash first and Let them go
TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees
PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.
MASTEK : Mad and Stupid Technicians Enrooted to Kabaarkhana
MTNL : Mera Telephone Nahi Laga
Posted by: musugu donga At: 17, Jul 2007 2:23:37 AM IST
Posted by: musugu donga At: 12, Jul 2007 10:03:30 PM IST
the letter 'c' is there in 'crore'...
and we indians dont follow the method of international counting(million,billion) but instead we use indian type of counting(lakh,crore)!!!
Posted by: Mrs. అనామిక At: 13, Jul 2007 4:05:05 PM IST
Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)
Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999
(Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand)
Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
(Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion)
And
Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English Counting
Posted by: musugu donga At: 12, Jul 2007 10:03:30 PM IST
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