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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Games: Bloggers' Competition (+/-)2 Topic - Gender Superiority | |
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read replay as reply...
okka nimusham ... Emergency call .. my guy is messing up with Rational Rose and needs help. Catch you lil later
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 2, Oct 2006 8:06:56 PM IST
You think you won? Lolz I thought I waited for you to post the last replay before giving up, newayz lezz wait for cluey
514
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 2, Oct 2006 8:04:10 PM IST
Yepp Malak ji .. I'll be in , if the topic is different :)
And, I will participate in this if there is some valid point( if you guys want to continue with the same topic ). It'll be funny now, but not after a few posts supporting a particular gender. :)
Count is still : 514
Posted by: మిగిలేది At: 2, Oct 2006 8:03:56 PM IST
Nope I didnt mean that ... I meant to say we already had this war and a repeat war on the same topic would be boring.
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Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 2, Oct 2006 7:59:14 PM IST
same comments doing rounds now! Can we change the topic Cluey? We can still have the game on, but may be the topic can be different!
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cluey
Still 514
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 2, Oct 2006 7:53:11 PM IST
Hey I think I and Swethaji ('Room Room' those days) had this kind of thing a few months ago .. if I remember it correctly ( kinda Gender war). Is this gonnabe a replay of that? That would be boring!
Still 518
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 2, Oct 2006 7:49:18 PM IST
The weaker sex is indeed the stronger sex because of the weakness of the stronger sex for the weaker sex
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Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 2, Oct 2006 7:46:43 PM IST
perhaps they read only the last line ("posted by" message)
:))
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Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 2, Oct 2006 6:50:55 PM IST
Well, I didnt see that message pertaining to 'one-liners' .. may be I missed it .. but it doesnt matter cuz the women read only ONE LINE :))
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Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 2, Oct 2006 6:49:41 PM IST
MALAK'S TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE:
(For men)
10. A woman wants to be heard! Listen to her before doing anything else .. many problems will be resolved if you just listen completely to her (Even if you do nothing afterwards - in many cases) - Just lend that bloody Ear of yours to her, she will be 90% happy. (This is not my own ... I lifted this from Gray's book "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus")
9. Many women want to be pampered, go ahead and do it - I am sure she enjoys it
8. Even Angelina Joile is senitive - handle the delicate issues carefully and make sure that you convince her to do something you want her to do, instead of "I command you so" attitude.
7. She has the tendency to feel insecure (hence possessive) at times, whether she agrees or not. Do something periodically (even when your married life enters 75th year) to assure her that you are always there for her to share her joys and sorrows. You need strong actions here and a few words, if necessary.Be her dad, her berother and her son and her friend when she needs them.
(For women)
6. Madam, he always thinks of solutions .. He just does not like to have an issue unresolved for long, he wants that to be solved either way. Dont mistake him if he does not listen to you completely since he might have thought of a solution to your problem already. Listen to his solution (even if it's some crap) and then continue your story. ( again lifted from Gray's book)
5. Provide him some shade when he is stressed out in the sun. Wait until he settles down before you try to put your point across to him. He must listen to you with a cool mind if you wanna win over him
4. Be his mom, sister, daughter and friend as per his needs - remember he too needs some emotional support at times, but his ego does not allow him to open up.
(General)
3. Treat him/her like a Kid, react to his/her mistake the same way as you react to your son's or daughter's mistakes - be constructive
2. Enslave your spouse by being a slave - your first become a slave of your spouse and hve only one thought in your mind - His/Her Happiness ... within no time you would be surprised to see him/her being a slave of yours.
1. Love your spouse unconditionally - no If's and But's, you just love him/her and and continue to do so irrepspective of anything in the universe
(522)
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 2, Oct 2006 10:32:46 AM IST
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