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vinalanipistee
http://www.musicindiaonline.com/music/l/XY00000I24
ee link loo
5th song vinandii
naa elections ki official song
Posted by: Mr. s g At: 4, Mar 2004 10:52:38 PM IST
banDaadyakshuDu gOginEni gaariki ...
zindaabaad zindaabaad
Ekagreevam gaa Ennikaina banDaadyakshuDu gOginEni gaariki
zindaabaad zindaabaad
Posted by: Rajesh At: 4, Mar 2004 10:51:21 PM IST
1. Name of Candidate : ________bujjidi_______________
2. Present Address
(i) Name of Jail : ____house___________________
(ii) Cell Number : __________#35_____________
3. Political Party : ____Edi adhikaaramlO untE ade manadi( oo sepalianTE chaal aunnayi lE)
(List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological
(Order)
4. Sex: [F(ladies kOTaa advantage ]
A - Male
B - Female
C - Mayawati
5. Nationality:
Ans : [USIndian(bush peru pakakna unTE konchem advantage kadaa andukanan mata :P ]
A - Italian
B - Indian
6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
(Ans: tokalOdi nenu endukuv adilipedataa vaallE teesEsaaru )
A - Defected
B - Expelled
C - Bought out
D - None of above
E - All of above
7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
Ans : all of the above ledu emiti ?
A - To make money
B - To escape court trial
C - To grossly misuse power
D - To serve the public
E - I have no clue (if you choose "D, attach
Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Government
Psychiatrist)
8. How many years of public service experience do you possess?
Ans:(abbo maa taata muttatala kaaDi nunchi unandi lE )
A - 1-2 yrs
B - 2-6yrs
C - 6-15yrs
D - 15+yrs
9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)
Ans: cheppaali anTE Additional sheets emi karmaa paper factory ee chaaladu :P
10. How many years have you spent in Jail?
(Do not confuse with question 8)
(Ans: evaru babau nEnu jail kivellanu annadi jail lo baagOguluchoodataaniki 15+ yr pattindi ante naaku )
A - 1-2 years
B - 2-6 years
C - 6-15 years
D - 15+years
11. Are you involved in any financial scams?
Ans :aa cheputaaru monan postal scam lo nenu unannu ani :P
A - Why not
B - Of Course
C - Definitely
D - I deny it all
E - I see a foreign hand.
12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? (Ans: lekka pette tiem evadiki unandi andi entO konta vesukOndi )
A - 100-500 Crores
B - 500-1000 Crores
C - Overflow... (Convert all your $ earning from
Hawala etc to Rupees)
13. Do you have any developmental plans for
India in mind? [ ]
Ans : all of the above (anni NO ne unnayi kadaa :P)
A - No
B - No
C - No
D - No
14. Describe your achievements in space provided
ONLy:[ cheppe vaadu cheyadu chese vadu chepapdu idi ee bujji maaTA _______]
Thumb Impression of candidate (Not that of the person who filled the form)
()
Posted by: బుజ్జిది At: 4, Mar 2004 10:44:58 PM IST
naa mustang ki kannam ledu paina...nuvvu nilchuni cheyyi voopa taniki....:P
avi tamatalu kadu andi bujjidi garu...avi color balls...:P
Posted by: Rajesh At: 4, Mar 2004 10:41:07 PM IST
ni mustang ni laakunnmu gaa
parledulee niku undi
naaku chaitanya radham ade gaaa
Posted by: Mr. s g At: 4, Mar 2004 10:35:17 PM IST
hO alaa anTaavaa satti alaa ayitE kaani . sare annunEnu bhEsharatu gaa satti ki naa maddattu teliya jEstunnaa .
satti laanTi manishi unDaDu naa kannaa ee banDa ni inkaa paiki testaaDu ani manavi chEsukunTunnaanu
mari satti gurinchi cheppaali anTE vaaru adi.. inkaa idi ... vaaru telugu lO raasaaru anTE manam okka nimusham lO chadivi viDichipeTTalEmu(adi anta nachchi kaadu ardam kaaka ;) ) alaanTi maa satti ni nilchchObEDitE mee banDa kE idi annamaaTa
jai banDa ..
jai jai banDa
jai banDa ..
jai jai banDa .....
arE evaDu raa TamaaTaalu vEstundi inkaa aapEstunnalE
:P
Posted by: బుజ్జిది At: 4, Mar 2004 10:35:01 PM IST
sabhyatwama...naku undaa alantidi emanna?? maatledstunna ganta nundi..:P
Posted by: Rajesh At: 4, Mar 2004 10:33:32 PM IST
evari kottaa otaru
illa daya chesadu
babu nuvvu ikkada nyaya baddam gaa sabyatwam teesukovali
anupama gaaru chudali meeru
Posted by: Mr. s g At: 4, Mar 2004 10:32:29 PM IST
AS THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY ELECTIONS ARE UNDER WAY...I WANT TO JUST
INTRODUCE OUR GREAT INDIAN LEADERS AND POLITICIANS(AS CLOSE AS
99.99%).SO PLEASE BE CAUTIOUS WHEN SELECTING AND ELECTING
THEM.........
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Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Indian
Elections
1. Name of Candidate : _______________________
2. Present Address
(i) Name of Jail : _______________________
(ii) Cell Number : _______________________
3. Political Party : _______________________
(List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological
(Order)
4. Sex: [ ]
A - Male
B - Female
C - Mayawati
5. Nationality: [ ]
A - Italian
B - Indian
6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or
more)
A - Defected
B - Expelled
C - Bought out
D - None of above
E - All of above
7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one
or more)
A - To make money
B - To escape court trial
C - To grossly misuse power
D - To serve the public
E - I have no clue (if you choose "D, attach
Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Government
Psychiatrist)
8. How many years of public service experience
do you possess?
A - 1-2 yrs
B - 2-6yrs
C - 6-15yrs
D - 15+yrs
9. Give details of any criminal cases pending
against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you
want)
10. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]
(Do not confuse with question 8)
A - 1-2 years
B - 2-6 years
C - 6-15 years
D - 15+years
11. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
A - Why not
B - Of Course
C - Definitely
D - I deny it all
E - I see a foreign hand.
12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
A - 100-500 Crores
B - 500-1000 Crores
C - Overflow... (Convert all your $ earning from
Hawala etc to Rupees)
13. Do you have any developmental plans for
India in mind? [ ]
A - No
B - No
C - No
D - No
14. Describe your achievements in space provided
ONLY: [_________]
Thumb Impression of candidate (Not that of the
person who filled the form)
Posted by: Mr. sandeep mannava At: 4, Mar 2004 10:29:43 PM IST
andukee kadandi telugulo raayakundaa parabasha lonekada matladutunnaa
Posted by: Mr. s g At: 4, Mar 2004 10:24:52 PM IST
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