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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | *********** office lo pani pata leni wallu************** | |
| knock.........knock.........knock
Posted by: Murali za az At: 20, Apr 2005 2:46:25 AM IST
sare kaani manam andaramoo kindi Tips ni follow ayyi emavutundo choosdaamu
1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch off and on 10 times.
3) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
4) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
5)At lunch time get down on your knees and announce "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!"
6)Carry your keyboard over to a colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"
7)While talking to a colleague, pick your nose.
8)Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
9)Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
10) Tuck one pant leg into your sock and when queried, say, "Not now," and walk away.
11) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him/her with double-barreled fingers.
12)Ignore the first five people who say "Good Morning" to you.
13)While riding the elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open
Posted by: Murali za az At: 19, Apr 2005 10:56:58 PM IST
naa lanch ayyindi, oka nAp kooDaa ayyindi..:-)
Posted by: Suneel At: 19, Apr 2005 10:52:04 PM IST
hammayya tinaTam kooDa ayyipoindi
wht abt u Sree/Sunil/VJ
geeta ji meeku naTinchaDamu kooDa vachha , adedo maaku koncham nerpinchanDi :-)
Posted by: Murali za az At: 19, Apr 2005 10:38:26 PM IST
appuday pa...ni lEni(unnaTu naTinchE ) Day modalu ayyindaa andariki :)
Posted by: Mrs. ♪ ♪ music ♪ ♪ At: 19, Apr 2005 9:12:31 PM IST
9pm EST...choodu bagane untundi
Posted by: Murali za az At: 19, Apr 2005 8:42:22 PM IST
ivvala race india lo
lastweek kooda india lone unde
Posted by: Murali za az At: 19, Apr 2005 8:31:08 PM IST
Sree nuvvu
"The amazing race" choostaava CBS lo tuesday vasthudi
Posted by: Murali za az At: 19, Apr 2005 8:19:21 PM IST
agni pareeksha na ???
Posted by: Murali za az At: 19, Apr 2005 8:04:23 PM IST
hmmmz
pani anTe rojanta IE open chesi edo okkaTi Taip cheyyaDam
ganTa ki oka saari caaphi brek tisukovaDam
pakka waalla burra tinaTam
ila ila enno panulu ,anni cheppalanTe koncham kashTam
Posted by: Murali za az At: 19, Apr 2005 7:44:13 PM IST
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