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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Sardar jokes -7 | |
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Banta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked,
"Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?"
"Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!"
"Oh! How nice it would be ," said Banta with joy,
"I have been illiterate for so long."
Posted by: Ms. siri Ch At: 2, Mar 2003 10:48:42 AM IST
An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector.
The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent.
The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Allright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent.
The Sardarji says: "I think...",
BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
Posted by: Ms. siri Ch At: 1, Mar 2003 1:01:44 AM IST
Why cant sardar dial 911?
They can not find eleven on the phone
Posted by: Mr. PRATAP KUMAR REDDY T At: 24, Feb 2003 8:34:24 AM IST
The sardarni asks her lover, "santa dear, if we get engaged, will you give me a ring?".
"Sure", replies santa. "What's your phone number."
Posted by: Ms. siri Ch At: 24, Feb 2003 2:13:45 AM IST
enti Shaju cheppocho ledo annaru? naaku ardham kaledu...thanks nachinanduku...garu tiyochu...
Posted by: Ms. siri Ch At: 23, Feb 2003 2:38:00 PM IST
good ones.... Siri garu... and... cheppocho ledo..
Posted by: Shaju S At: 23, Feb 2003 1:54:33 PM IST
"Open Glass"
Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?'
Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 23, Feb 2003 1:40:58 PM IST
One day one sardar was standing outside the gateway of India in Mumbai. One newly married couple came there, they were on their honey moon and they were to visit Mumbai and delhi.
They had to go to delhi the nexyt day, the couple went to the sardarji and asked "tusi ki karte piyo (what are you doing?"the sardar ji replied my son is just born I am filling his birth certificate ".
The next day the couple saw the sardarji in front of lal kila in Delhi and was filling the same form, the couple went again to the Sardarji and asked "what are you doing here"?
Sardarji replies "I am filling my son's birth certificate " the couple says "but u were filling the same form in Mumbai yesterday " The sardarji now irritated replied "Can't you see it is written fill in Capitals"
Posted by: Ms. siri Ch At: 23, Feb 2003 1:33:35 PM IST
Nice... one
Posted by: Shaju S At: 23, Feb 2003 12:25:47 PM IST
Sardarji's Scooter
One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way.
Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually?.
Sardarji : 'I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.
Friend : 'Is it! Then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?'.
Sardarji : 'I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 23, Feb 2003 12:15:45 PM IST
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