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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | Anagrams!!!! | |
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Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 13, Dec 2002 2:00:28 PM IST siri siri = iris iris
sandhya = sand yah...
vikram = vi mark
uma kanth = huam tank
aman = a man
nanda = a dann
narendra = rare dann
sreeni = neersi
raadhi = a dhira
inka..migilina perlu evaraina try cheyandi
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 13, Dec 2002 1:56:46 PM IST Chala bagunnaye....
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 12, Dec 2002 6:01:03 PM IST bagunnay
Posted by: Mrs. kala ch At: 12, Dec 2002 5:00:17 PM IST An Anagram is a word or phrase formed by rearranging the letters of another word or phras:::
have Fun --Hiii
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Schoolmaster = The classroom
Elvis = Lives
Listen = Silent
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
A Telephone Girl = Repeating "Hello"
Western Union = No Wire Unsent
The Country Side = No City Dust Here
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars
The eyes = They see
The Cockroach = Cook, Catch Her
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em
Conversation = Voices Rant On
Disraeli = I lead, Sir.
Clothespins = So Let's Pinch
Mr. Mojo risin' = Jim Morrison
(from the Doors song, "L.A. Woman")
The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant Work in Street, Partly Underneath
Florence Nightingale = Nigel, Fetch an Iron Leg / Flit on Cheering Angel
(Richard Stilgoe in "The Richard Stilgoe Letters")
MacDonalds = Clam and Sod
Darling I love you = leaving your idol / Avoiding our yell
Butterfly = Flutter-by
Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy!
Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter
Animosity = Is No Amity
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Funeral = Real Fun
A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it
The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar
The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing
Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade
The Check is in the Mail = Claim "Heck, I sent it (heh)"
The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active
Software = Swear Oft
Silicon Graphics = A Long Chip Crisis / Can logic ship, sir? / Gosh, sir, I can clip!
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
(Dick Cavett)
The Detectives = Detect Thieves
The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man
Semolina = Is No Meal
The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom
Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim
A Gentleman = Elegant Man
Presbyterian = Best In Prayer
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
Salman Rushdie = Read, Shun Islam
Martin Scorsese = Screen is a storm
(the director of movies "Taxi Driver," "Mean Streets," "GoodFellas," "Cape Fear," and "Age of Innocence.")
Barbie doll = I'll bare bod / Babe I'd roll / Liberal bod
Student Information Processing Board = Computation Transgression Forbidden
(MIT)
Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Patrick Stewart = A Crap Trek Twist
Mel Gibson = Bong Smile
Admirer = Married
Indomitableness = Endless ambition
New York Times = Monkeys Write / Monkey Writes
(Andrew Glines)
David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV
Howard Stern = Retard Shown
Contradiction = Accord not in it
(E. Tyron)
Debit card = Bad Credit
(Mike Morton)
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz = Cwm fjord bank glyphs vext quiz.
Quote by Vonnegut:
Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the universe. =
A masquerade can cover a sense of what is real to deceive us; to be unjaded and not lost, we must, then, determine truth.
(Cory Calhoun)
Quote by Oscar Wilde:
There is only one thing worse than being talked about and that is not being talked about. =
Wilde died broken, beaten 'n' total nut. Hate being sunk in that rotten gaol. Shh, gay is taboo.
(Larry Brash)
From Hamlet by Shakespeare:
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. =
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
(Cory Calhoun)
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US Presidents
Why shouldn't America go re-elect President Clinton in Ninety-Six? = He has a prime or cunning tendency to wildly solicit Internet sex.
(Cory Calhoun)
Spiro Agnew = Grow a Spine (also, spine can be anagrammed into another body part)
William Clinton = I'm it, an ill clown
William Jefferson Clinton = Firm clean fellow. Joint? Sin!
(William Schmidt)
William Jefferson Clinton = Jail Mrs Clinton: Felon wife
(Ward Hardman)
George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
(Mike Morton)
George Bush = He bugs Gore
(Mike Morton)
Ronald Wilson Reagan = No, darlings, no ERA law
(Mike Morton)
Ronald Reagan = A darn long era
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 12, Dec 2002 4:34:16 PM IST
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