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| thats nice joke raj
A man gave an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
Posted by: Mr. kishore kumar k At: 7, Feb 2003 7:41:03 PM IST
very nice joke raj
Posted by: Mr. Venkateswarlu Nanda At: 7, Feb 2003 11:52:52 AM IST
An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the
senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed
by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings. He asked
"How can you afford all this on a meagre senator's salary?"
The senator smiled knowingly and took him to the window.
"Can you see the river?"
"Yes"
"Can you see the bridge over it?"
"Of course", said the minister.
"10 percent", said the senator smugly.
Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. The Indian
minister lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his
house,
the American was stunned by the huge palace the minister had built,
glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc. etc.
"How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in Rs?', he asked.
The minister called him to the window.
"See the river over there?"
"Sure", cried the senator.
"Can you see the bridge over it?"
The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said -
"No, I don't see any bridge."
"100 percent", said the minister !!
Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 6, Feb 2003 4:36:33 PM IST
Three men were stranded on an uninhabited island. One was Hindu, one a
Muslim, and the other a Surd. The only way back home was to swim 100 miles
to the next island, which was inhabited.
The Muslim was so determined to get home that he tried to swim. He made 50
miles, got tired, and drowned. Then the Hindu tried. He made it 75 miles,
but got tired and drowned, too.
The Surdar thought he could make it all the way, so he started swimming. He
swam 50 miles, but started getting tired, so he swam all the way back to the
island.
Posted by: Mr. Venkateswarlu Nanda At: 4, Feb 2003 9:19:25 PM IST
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.
Doctor : What's your problem?
Sardarji : I keep forgetting things.
Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?
Sardarji : What problem?
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 4, Feb 2003 4:12:40 PM IST
One day Santa Singh was home and he
went to kitchen, opened the Sugar bottle, saw and closed. His wife was seeing this. After some time Santa again went to the kitchen, opened the Sugar Bottle, saw and closed. His wife again saw this.
When Santa Singh again did this, his wife exclaimed, "What on earth are you doing? Why open the Sugar bottle, see and close it so often?"
Santa Singh replied, "I have diabetes as you know... Our doctor advised me to check up the Sugar level often".
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 4, Feb 2003 3:33:21 PM IST
Thankyou venkat garu....
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 4, Feb 2003 3:31:22 PM IST
Another sardarjee joke.
Q. Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or
twelve pieces.
A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Posted by: Mr. Venkateswarlu Nanda At: 3, Feb 2003 3:54:53 PM IST
joke bagundandee.
Posted by: Mr. Venkateswarlu Nanda At: 3, Feb 2003 3:52:32 PM IST
Verifying the answers
A Sardarjee reported for his University final examination, which consists of "yes/no" type questions. he takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of Inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for tails. Within half an hour, he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.
During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour and Iam verifying if there are any mistakes", said the Sardarjee.
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 3, Feb 2003 11:50:52 AM IST
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