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General Forum: Love | | !~ Quotes on Mother ~ ! | |
| If a man loves his mother. He will always love his wife.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 8, May 2003 1:32:58 PM IST
She was there............
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 8, May 2003 1:32:21 PM IST
A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 8, May 2003 1:32:04 PM IST
A mother understands what a child does not say
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 8, May 2003 1:31:44 PM IST
but i think mona lisa is fictious...
Posted by: Mr. anil anil At: 8, May 2003 1:31:25 PM IST
thanks
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 8, May 2003 1:31:19 PM IST
nice
Posted by: Mr. anil anil At: 8, May 2003 1:30:48 PM IST
Famous Mother's Quotes :))
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MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money your father and I spent on
braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"
COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, you still
could have written!"
MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Can't you paint on walls like other
children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off
the ceiling?"
NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right, if you aren't hiding your report card
inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me."
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you
just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"
MARY'S MOTHER: "I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school,
but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: "But it's your senior picture. Can't you
do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?"
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER: "The next time I catch you throwing
money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"
JONAH'S MOTHER: "That's a nice story. Now tell me where you've
really been for the last forty years."
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the
electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!"
PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go,
young man, midnight is past your bedtime
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 8, May 2003 1:29:35 PM IST
I already gave it Brother
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 8, May 2003 1:28:31 PM IST
Lord Illingworth: All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. Mrs. Allonby: No man does. That is his."
-- Oscar Wilde
Posted by: Mr. anil anil At: 8, May 2003 1:26:41 PM IST
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