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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | ~~SHARE A JOKE~~ | |
| You must have heard of ABCD = American Born Confused Desi But how about an ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ? It is : American Born Confused Desi Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lots of Motels , Named Omkarnath Patel ,Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways ,Xenophobic Yet Zestful
Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 17, Nov 2003 9:54:25 AM IST
Good joke; ARROWS
Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 13, Nov 2003 8:03:26 PM IST
A Drunk driving a car enters a one-way street the wrong way.Immediately a police patrol car goes after him and orders him to stop.
"are you drunk?Didn't you see the arrows"asks the police.
"Arrows? what arrows?Ididnt even see the Red Indians, never mind the arrows.
Posted by: Mrs. Saila Sarigala At: 11, Nov 2003 8:30:50 PM IST
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK
DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND
YOU,SIR?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
Posted by: !!! Bachi !!! At: 6, Nov 2003 1:06:53 PM IST
lol vijay...:))
Posted by: Rajesh At: 5, Nov 2003 8:17:18 PM IST
Mother to married daugter, "Anita do you know the meaning of Mangalsutra?"
Daughter replied, "Yes... Its a license to enjoy Kamasutra!"
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 5, Nov 2003 8:04:29 PM IST
God Made Man
Man Made Money
And
Money made Man MAD!
Posted by: Mr. jogarao pilla At: 2, Nov 2003 1:20:44 PM IST
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 2, Nov 2003 11:52:18 AM IST
lol...good one.....
Posted by: Raj Sekhar At: 31, Oct 2003 9:32:34 PM IST
Hritik Mania... Hindi- Eng Translation
kyon chalti hai pawan..
because of evoporation
kyon jhoome hai gagan..
because of earth's revolution
kyon machalta hai mann..
because of excessive respiration
na tum janno na hum..
but i just gave all the answers
kyon aati hai bahar..
because of change in season
kyon lutata hai kaarar..
becuase of mental tension
kyon hota hai pyaar..
because of fatal attraction
na tum janno na hum..
like i said these are all science phenomena
kyon gum hai har disha..
because u have lost the sense of direction
kyon hota hai nasha..
because of drug addiction
Posted by: Ms. Mallika Reddy At: 31, Oct 2003 9:31:49 PM IST
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