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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | kita kitalu - JOKES :))))))) | |
| q: wht does 98 stand for in windows..?
a: to the no of times it hangs in a day..
a pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholestrol..!
politics..:: poly(many) + ticks (blood sucking parasites..)
Posted by: Mr. aravind a At: 3, Mar 2004 11:38:48 AM IST
ok sdb..nidhra vasthundhi..bajjukovali...bye.
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 3, Mar 2004 9:07:59 AM IST
not boring ...naaku telugu poetry anthaga artham kaadu..chinnapudu nunchi hindi medium kadha..andhuke normal telugu ayithe artham avuthadhi..not poetic language..:((
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 3, Mar 2004 9:02:31 AM IST
that was the first poem of urs which I read fully...:)
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 3, Mar 2004 8:57:28 AM IST
Two friends went to a bar, very jubilant and ordered drinks for every body.
The bar tender asked them what the occassion was and they said
" we comleted a jigsaw puzzle in three weeks"
bartender said"what is the big deal about it?
they replied " it was written 2 to 4 years" on the box.
hai budhi and venu good morning;
Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 3, Mar 2004 8:53:39 AM IST
hehe..nijame..:)
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 3, Mar 2004 8:50:57 AM IST
good buddy..:)
what about u? tp malli koncham prashanthanga kanapaduthundhi..
:)
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 3, Mar 2004 8:48:21 AM IST
A young man asked an old rich man how he made all his money.
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1967 and we were living in tough times. I was down to my last Paise. I invested that in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for fifty Paise."
"The next morning, I invested that fifty paise in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them in the evening for 1 Rupee. I continued this for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of ten Rupees.
"Then my wife's father died and left us One million Rupees."
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 3, Mar 2004 8:36:34 AM IST
:)@Ravi.
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 3, Mar 2004 7:16:56 AM IST
ayyo... hand ichinda nenu cycle istundemo inreturn anukunna
Posted by: Mrs. radhika mallipeddi At: 3, Mar 2004 4:17:03 AM IST
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