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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | my kind of jokes to share | |
| ohh i don't know that...
some one sent to me last week..
Posted by: Mr. Nagesh Babu Adari At: 11, Mar 2004 9:47:33 PM IST
once in the court of queen eligibeth..........
three people stood for punishment
one is scotish,paki and sard....
so queen said you can request one sih to cover his back............and punishment is 100 beatings on back.....
so first scottish said....... i want a back pillo to cover my back........
unfortunatly the pillo couldn't sustain for all 100 beatings......he got hurt very badly...
next one paki he got bit scared and asked for double pillo...still couldn't sustain for 100 beatings..........and got hurt badly
on sard's turn queen said....I love INDIA. so I will give u 2 wishes.......
he smiled little then first asked for 200 beatings.........every one said u r so brave......and all u r country men are brave..........and aksed what is u r second wish.............
he replied...........
keep the paki on my back........
:):):)
Posted by: Mr. Nagesh Babu Adari At: 11, Mar 2004 9:12:39 PM IST
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