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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | !!!!!!!!!! why Beer is better than woman !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| 66. A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.
67. A beer doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit.
68. A beer doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose".
69. If a beer leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a while.
70. A beer will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman"
instead of "doberperson".
71. A beer won't get a job as a DJ and play 5 straight hours of
lesbian folk music on your favorite radio station.
72. A beer won't claim that the Three Stooges are shitheads.
73. A beer won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the
toilet seat up.
74. If you mention a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" around a beer,
it won't think you're talking about an enormous can of vegetable
juice.
75. A beer won't whine that seatbelts hurt.
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 9, Jul 2004 2:20:50 PM IST
51. Beer labels come off without a fight.
52. If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
53. A beer doesn't care when you come.
54. Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.
55. When your beer is gone, you just pop another.
56. Beer doesn't worry about someone walking in.
57. Beer doesn't worry about waking the kids.
58. Beer doesn't get cramps.
59. Beer doesn't have a mother.
60. Beer doesn't go crazy once a month.
61. Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet.
62. Beer doesn't complain about the way you drive.
63. Beer doesn't tell you to mow the grass.
64. Big, fat beers are nice to have.
65. Beer doesn't pout or play games.
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 9, Jul 2004 1:38:57 PM IST
My favourite is guiness(its irish beer...)
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 9, Jul 2004 1:38:20 PM IST
R U Women... then plz take off the Mr. infrant of Ur name :p
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 9, Jul 2004 1:22:30 AM IST
22. Beer is never late.
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 9, Jul 2004 2:45:06 AM IST
22. So am I
Posted by: Mr. Madhu kumar Nemalikanti At: 9, Jul 2004 2:58:06 AM IST
iam saying..why is BEER better than women...not Mr. Madhu Kumar Nemalikanti
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 9, Jul 2004 1:20:05 AM IST
37. Beer is easy to get into.
38. Beer never complains when you take it somewhere.
39. Beer doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other beers.
40. Beer doesn't wear a bra.
41. Beer doesn't mind getting dirty.
42. Beer doesn't complain about insensitivity.
43. Beer doesn't use up your toilet paper.
44. Beer doesn't live with its mother.
45. Beer doesn't blow you off.
46. Beer doesn't care if you have no culture or manners.
47. Beer doesn't bitch, yell, or cry.
48. Beer doesn't mind football season.
49. A beer doesn't give a f**k if you keep a bunch of other beers around.
50. A beer won't make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that
tastes like STP Oil Treatment.
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 9, Jul 2004 1:13:30 AM IST
20. Unneccessary inventory
21. When beer flows you will be flat
22. So am I
23. If had one
24. It self keeps you high
25. You can't stop urinating in the public
26. Just average
27. License to kill
28. You have to pay only medical bills
29. Keeps flying
30. Credit cards run after beers
31. It will summon you
32. It felt guilty
33. Beer will never give a chance to use mind
34. Immune deficiency
35. If you have balance time & money for shopping
36. It will say positive for negative
Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 9, Jul 2004 0:58:06 AM IST
20. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
21. When beer goes flat you toss it out.
22. Beer is never late.
23. Beer never has a headache.
24. beer doesn't demand equality.
25. You can have a beer in public.
26. Beer looks the same in the morning.
27. Beer doesn't demand legality.
28. Beer is never overweight.
29. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
30. Beer won't run off with your credit cards.
31. Beer doesn't have a lawyer.
32. Beer doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
33. Beer never changes its mind.
34. Beer doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
35. Beer doesn't make you go shopping.
36. Beer NEVER says no.
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 9, Jul 2004 0:45:06 AM IST
Here the women is Karnam Malleswari and the complaint is beer.
Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 9, Jul 2004 0:32:47 AM IST
Belly belongs to both beer&women .. do u know the meaning for belly..? :))
Belly :1. front part of the body between chest and legs
2.the rounded or curved part of an object
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 9, Jul 2004 0:28:55 AM IST
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