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| :)) good one CC...
HEIGHTS OF REVENGE:
Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn.".
He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent.
Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."
Posted by: Nishigandha At: 13, Jul 2005 5:55:57 PM IST
Lolllzzzz , good one CC.
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 13, Jul 2005 2:10:20 AM IST
Thanks mokka and Malak.
Malak yours was also too good. :)
Posted by: Ever Green At: 13, Jul 2005 0:02:31 AM IST
Hahahaha Choodu , thats a great one
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 12, Jul 2005 11:57:13 PM IST
ha ha ha guD van maamaa si si
Posted by: venkat suresh chowdary At: 12, Jul 2005 11:39:40 PM IST
aakaliraajyaM:
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saambaaru eToo lEdu cOk ainaa taagu bradar
bOshTan nagaramlO pijjaa, bargar needi naadE bradar
svatamtra dESamlO pijjaa kooDaa pesaraTTu laamTidE bradar
mana talli maikrOsaafT mana anna peepul saafT
mana bhoomi silikaan vElee raa tammuDU
mana keerti saafT vEr raa
Digreelu techchukuni H1B chEta puchchukoni
bOsTan ki chErinaamu Daalars Daalars amTunnaamu
dESaanni paalimche bhaavi PR (Permanent Resident) lamu bradar
|| saambaru ||
ee puNya bhoomilO jaab raavaDam mana tappaa
aavESam aapukolEni bil gETs dE tappaa
Denny's lO tinEsi sinimaa ki chekkey bradar
|| saambaru ||
Sankaruni bhaktulamu, saafT vEr baanisalamu
Sears lo Sale manadiraa tammudu
Society okaTe baruvuraa ..
panicheyya vIsaa lEdU vIsaa vastE praajEkT lEdu
annamO raamachamdra amTe McD's E
dikku manaki
dEvuDidE bhaaramani SAP nErchukOraa bradar
saambaaru eToo lEdu cOkaina taagu bradar
Posted by: Ever Green At: 12, Jul 2005 11:12:29 PM IST
Good one Malak :)) avunu alaa brakets lo "From Chennai" yenti??
Posted by: Suneel At: 12, Jul 2005 11:17:45 AM IST
LOL Malak..:)
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 11, Jul 2005 6:40:42 PM IST
lol good one Malak
Posted by: Krishna Ch At: 11, Jul 2005 6:37:42 PM IST
TP SIMHA REDDY:
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All,
Some for our TP friends went for a screen test for the role of Hero in the Movie Samara Simha Reddy before Balakrishna actually got the role .. Here are the results that saw the light a few minutes back:
Each one fo them was asked to say the dialog "Katti tokaadu ra kanti chooputo champestha!" and here is what they actually said:
BATASARI:
OREI VEVA RAGHAVA REDDY! ASALU PERU TO ID PETTUKUNI VIRRA VEEGADAM KAADU RA .. NEEKE GANAKA PAPER UNTE .. AA PAPER LO ARTICLE UNTE .. AA ARTICLES LO DOWRY UNTE .. FIRST PAGE AYINA SARE .. EDITORIAL AYINA SARE .. LETTER AYINA SARE .. WANTED COLUMN AYINA SARE .. KATTHI KO KAADU RAA .. NAVA RANDHRALU MOOSI CHAMPESTHAA!!!!
VACHASPATI :
OREI BAATA RAGHAVA REDDY! ARTHAMLENI ID TO VIRRA VEEGADAM KAADU RA .. NEEKE GAANI PC UNTE .. AA PC KI NET UNTE .. AA NET KI ANDHRA PRABHA ACCESS UNTE .. DAY TIME AYINA SARE .. NIGHT AYINA SARE .. WEEK DAY AYINA SARE .. WEEK END AYINA SARE .. KATTHI TO KAADURA .. ARTICLE RAASI MARI CHAMPESTHA ..
CROCY:
OREI MALAK RAGHAVA REDDY (FROM CHENNAI), ROWDY PERU PETTUKUNI VIRRAVEEGADAM KAADURA .. NEEKE OKA JOB UNTE .. DAANLO ONSITE TRIP UNTE .. OHIO AYINA SARE .. INDIANA AYINA SARE .. UP TOWN AYINA SARE DOWNTOWN AYINA SARE .. READIGN ROAD AYINA SARE .. LEBANON ROAD AYINA SARE .. KATTHI TO KAADU RA .. EXPIRED PICKLES PETTI CHAMPESTHA
VINAYAKAM:
OREI MOSALI RAGHAVA REDDY! RENDU STAR LA MADHYA *L* PETTI NAVVADAMKAADU RAA .. NEEKE GANAKA SINGLE PROFILE UNTE .. A PROFILE KI MEANING UNTE .. CROCY AYINA SARE .. UNDER PROCED AYNA SARE .. GOPALA RAO AYINA SARE .. KAMAKSHI MOGUDU AYINA SARE .. ICE CREAM AYINA SARE BURGER AYINA SARE .. KATTHI TO KAADURAA .. KAMAKSHI MENU CARD TEESUKUNI CHAMPESTHA!!!
ANANTH:
OREI NIL JAKS REDDY .. KAY MAGS NI EDIPINCHI VIRRA VEEGADAM KAADU RA .. NEEKE GANAKA OKA ID UNTE , AA ID LO DAMMUNTE .. CHATTANOOGA AYINA SARE .. GEORGIA AYINA SARE .. TENESSE AYINA SARE ATLANTA AYINA SARE .. KATHIT O KAADU TA .. TP NEWS TO CHAMPESTHA ...
MORE TO FOLLOW NEXT ..MEETING TIME
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 11, Jul 2005 6:17:01 PM IST
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