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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | panikimaalina malak kaburlu | |
| LOL Malak!
Now they can add these desi stories to the woes of 911 personnel! I heard even Americans call 911 for a lot of silly reasons - I have a book called 'Whats the number for 911 again?' - they disclose numerous silly 911 calls that people make, in one such call a caller asks the cop to pick up a pizza for him on his way :D
Coming to Indians, sometimes they(we) even press 911 instead of 011 by accident.
One way to avoid this is to dial the number first before pressing 'talk' button, nowadays most of the cordless phones with display have this feature.
Posted by: చంటోడు At: 21, Sep 2007 3:10:54 AM IST
modaTi renDu pEraalu utkanTa bharitam gaa saagaay :)
taruvaata jarigE vishayam telisipOyi anta aasakti kalagalEdu :(
Posted by: బుజ్జిది At: 21, Sep 2007 3:06:05 AM IST
katti paTTina veera vanita
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pOyina samvatsaram maa frenDu frenDuki endukO inDiyaa DhillI lO unna tana frenD ki kaal cheyyaalanna buddhi puTTindi. sarE ani cheppi kaal chEsaaDu. kaaling kaarD bElan~s lEdu - malli chaarj cheyyaDaaniki badhdhakam vEsi DairekT kaal chESaaDu. krAs kanecshan~ - raang nembar ki pOyindi. tiTTukunTU maLLI chEsaadu - maLLI adE tantu - 3-4 aTempTla taruvaata lOpala kichen lO unna vaaLLa aaviDa ochchi Trai chEstE dorikindi - oka 5 nimushaalu maaTlaaDi fOn peTTESi, "tala neppigaa undi - kaasEpu paDUkunTA - vanTa ayyaaka lEpu" ani bhaarya ki cheppi beDrUm lOki veLLI paDukunnaadu - aaviDa kUragaayalu taragaTam lO nimagnamaipOyindi.
5-10 nimushaala tarvaata talupu meeda TakaTaka mani naak vinipistE veLLI talupu tIsindi. bayaTa pOlIsulu - ikkaDiki kaaps endukochchaarabbaa anukunTU talupu tIsI Emi kaavaalani kaajuval gaa adigindi. venTanE vaaLLantaa gans bayaTiki teesi "Drop the Weapon - Drop the Weapon" ani aravaTam modaleTTAru. IviDaki vishayam artham kaalEdu - wepan~ EmiTaa ani - koncham lET gaa veligindi chEtilO kUragaayala katti undani - antE adi kindapaDEsindi -
appuDu kaaps "We want to search this place" ani kaasta maryaadapUrvakam gaanE cheppaaru. aaviDaki Emi artham kaalEdu idantaa EmiTO - "OK go ahead!" ani aDDu tappukundi. "There was a male over here sometime back - where is he?" ani adigaaru vaaLLu - daaniki aaviDa "HE is in the bed-room" ani cheptE vaaLLu tinnagaa akkaDiki veLLI talupu taTTaru - respaan~s lEdu - anumaanam ekkuvayyindi vaaLLaki - kaasEpayyaaka melligaa beDrUm lOnchi aayana vachchi kaaps ni chUsi shaak tinnaaDu. kaaps aa rUm vetiki migaataa illu kooDA sOdaa chEsi kichen~ kUDA chUsi aaviDa chEtilO katti kichenlOdani DisaiD chEsukuni melligaa aDigaaru "Why did you call 911?" ani.
"I called 911? No way" annaaDu mana saaru.
"No You Did! You called us and hung up and when we called back your line was busy - So we suspected something was wrong and when we knocked on your door, we saw this woman
with a knife in her hand - We were worried she might have harmed you - But it's good there is nothing of that sort happened!" annaaru kaaps.
appuDu veligindi mana saarugaariki - modaTisaari Dayal chEsinappuDu International Access Code 011 Dayal cheyyalEdu ani!!!! inDIyaa kOD 91, DhillI koD 11 kalipi 911 1XXXX Dayal chEsi, layinu kalavakapOtE aaviDa vachchi Dayal chEsina ( Probably with the Access Code ) sangati arthamayyi paapam kaaps ki saarIlu cheppukunnaaDu !
kaavuna mitrulaaraa DhillI ki DairekT kaals chEsETappuDu jaagratta!!!
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 21, Sep 2007 2:30:38 AM IST
elAgu vrataBangam ayyimdigA.. kaanI ika..
kamo.. *muah* .what constitutes another 70% ?
Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 18, Oct 2006 10:27:48 PM IST
ais chUsi nIrasAnni challabaruddAmanukunTE tEDAlochchEsAyanna mATa .. (iddarikI )
Posted by: మిగిలేది At: 18, Oct 2006 7:58:54 PM IST
haarD likkar naa OnTiki paDadu padmaa, beerakaayalE. :)
Posted by: Mr. Yama Kinkarudu At: 18, Oct 2006 7:30:00 PM IST
oka chinna chirunavvu tO saripuchchaaru anTE puTTina rOju spesal idE ani DisaiD ayipOyaaraa kinkar jee :O
Posted by: మోహన రాగం At: 18, Oct 2006 7:26:38 PM IST
Long Island Iced Tea. :)
Posted by: Mr. Yama Kinkarudu At: 18, Oct 2006 7:16:35 PM IST
:))))))))))))))))))))))))) monna taagaanu toolaanu anTE EnTO anukunnaa. dEvadaasu level annamaaTa. ;)
sinimaallO choopinchinaTTu rOD meeda sarcils faam chEstoo tirigaaraa. :p
Posted by: మోహన రాగం At: 18, Oct 2006 7:11:14 PM IST
I still remember my friends comment about it ... "Buddy you hit a Doubloe Century on Debut (Or perhaps the only innings)" :))
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 18, Oct 2006 5:15:50 PM IST
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