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jai telangaaNa jai jai telangaaNa

abhivRudhiki sUchika..pariSramalA? prabhutva udyOgAlA? prabhutva udyOgalanE BhramalO mIrunTE....udyamamunu prakka dAripaDutunnaTTE? kAkatIyula kAlamlO A prAntam bAgAnE undi. Qutub Shahilu paripAlanalO unnAppuDu bAgAnE undi NIzam-ul-Mulk paripAlanalOki rAka mundu telangANA bAgAnE undayya bAbU. appiDaitE Doctrime of Lapse lO santakam peTTADO....paripAlana nirvIryam ayipOyindi. A sangati mIku telusA? adi prajalalO ' bAnchend kAl mOkkutA' sthitiki dAri tIsindi. .adi sAyudha telangaNa udyamamtO kAsta taggindi. bhAratIya chaTTAlu amalulOki vachchina...dOpiDi, dhurAgatAlu taggalEdu. grAmINa prAntAlalO prajalani dOchukunTundi, sthAnika telangaNa bhUswAmulavallE! avunA? kAdA? ippaTikI telangANa udyamalO unna nAyakulalO daLitulendaru? baDugulendaru? antenduku: osEy ...rAmulammA sinimA kadha rAsindi AndhrA vADE? nirmAta andhrA vADE? pATalu rAsindi AndhrA vADE? pATalu pADindi AndhrA vADE? A sinimA bumpar hiT ayyindi andhrAlO kUDA? A pATalani rAshTram mOttam vinnAru, telangANa paristiti telusukunnAru? vALLakEdO telangANa prajala yaDala sAnu bhuti lEdannaTTu.... tarimi koDatamu, chinchi pArestamu, raktam Erulai paruddi....anE bhrashTa bhAsha anavasaram kadA? kAlOjIni mA kALanna anTu AndhrA vALLu chaduvutArE! sinArE ni, Ayana pustakAlani vALLu bAgA chaduvutArE? nischitArdham rOkE kaTnam tIsukunE paniki mAlini padhdhati telangANalO lEdA? strIlaki telangANA rAjakIyam ichchindi emiTi? ADa pasi pillalali meDa tunchi gODavatala pArEsi sanskRuti telangANalO unnaTTugA I dESamlOnE lEdu. telangANalO unnA mUDha viSwASAlani rUpu mApaTAniki telangANa prastuta rAjakIyAlu chEsindi enta!? adhikarAmu, kurchIlE pradhAnamgA jarugutunna I rAjakIyam vEsTu! AdarSa nAyakulanTE prajalaki nachchakapOyinA, manchE cheppAlI. Mob Mind okkOsAri tappulu chEstundi. alanTappuDu sakrama mArgam chUpichAli. alA kAkunDA...nAyakulE tappulu chEyanDannaTTugA panikimAlina prakaTanalu istU pOtunTE...udyamamlO naitikata pOtundi. prastutam pOyindi. ippuDu jarugutunnavannI avakASa vAda rAjakIyAlu. -------------- gumastA girini nammukuni telangANa udyam chEyaDam antE....A gumastA giri DA, TA, Promition, INcrement pempulaku ammuDu pOyE prAmaDam undi.

Posted by: Mr. Vachaspathi V At: 9, Jul 2008 9:55:32 PM IST

arE baabuloo telangaaNa aMSaanni chulakana cheyakanDraa.... beeaar`bee nuvvu telangaaNanu pogiDinaTTE pogiDi tiDutunnaavanee, nee dOstu vaachaspati vantapaaDutunnaaDanee arthaM chEsukOlEnanta amaayakulanukunaavuraa telangaaNa vaaLLanTE? vaddu... mee rEnjiki inkEdannaa sabjekTu choosukOnDi.

Posted by: Mr. Sarma Ranganatha At: 8, Jul 2008 8:59:05 PM IST

hata: vidhi: udyOgAlu unTE rAshTram abhivRudhi ayipOtundA!? prAntam abhivRudhi ayopOyinaTTEnA!? gumAstA girilO Em unDayyA bAbU? gumastAlu Em chEyagalaru? abhivRudhi anTE udyOgAlEnA? E gumastA kUDA udyOgam chEsETappuDu lanchAlu tIsukOkunDa unDaDu. vyavastha penTa khampu koDutundi I gumastA giri Mentality vallE kadA!?

Posted by: Mr. Vachaspathi V At: 8, Jul 2008 5:56:17 PM IST

Unfortunately, this thread is in Offbeat jokes category. If you have time, go back to 2002 July, Times of INdia to refer my item. For the backwardness of Telangana, Andhra People or Rayalaseema people are not the real cause. It'z Nisam rule and it's alliance with the British. Infact, before British Came, the total telugu peopel were ruled by Telangana rulers like Kakatiyas, Qutub Shahis for centuries. For yoru kind information, gunTuru palle'...anE pErutO anEka grAmAlu ippaTikI telangANAlO unnAyi. gamaninchanDi. kAraNam telusA? To encourage agriculture in that region, then rulers encouraged people from others parts of the telugu regions to settle there. vandala ELLu dOpidI ki gurai, Andhra Pradesh vachchina taruvAta mArpu gamaninchi, chaitanyam pondi...ippuDu...adi pratyEka State dAka veLLindi. pratyEka rAshTram vachchinA, A taruvAta akkaDe vachchE aKHanDa udyamamu ponchi undi. grahinchArA? bijepi ni nammukuni udyamAlu prArambhinchanDi sAr! The TDP and the BJP clealy knows that they will lose mass-base considerably in others parts of the State, if they opted for Separate STate. For the Time Being....for the time being...for the time ..being---Let us support seperate state hood, is their motto.

Posted by: Mr. Vachaspathi V At: 8, Jul 2008 5:52:16 PM IST

baabu bi.aar.bi gaaru tamaraemi maaTlaaDutunnaaroa tamarikaemanna arthaM avutunnaadaa..? briTeesh vaarini manakanna telivaina vaarani veLLagoTTaamaa..? vaarni nee telivi santakella..! vyaapaaraM, vaaNijyaM paerutoa mana daeSaM loaki ekkaDa nunDoa anTae khanDaantaaraalu daaTi vachchi manalne SaasinchaDam modaleDitae, idi maa daeSaM . meerevaruu mammalni paripaalinchaDaaniki ani poaraaDaamae gaani manakanTae telivaina vaaLLu anna uddaeSaM toa kaadu, ika paakisthaan viDipoayindi manaM vaarikanna sankhyaaparangaa ekkuva unnaamanna uddaeSaM toa..kaadu, appaTi kondari ( jinna )kutantraala valla mataM ahankaaraM valla daeSaM loa maaraNahoamaM..allaakallaloaM sRushTistae tappaka viDagoTTaaM. neevu cheppaavae maedhaavulunnaa bi.je.pi paarTi ani, daani maatRuka ayinaa samstha nunDi vachchina gaaDse ane atanu, daeSaanni viDagoTTaDaM ishTaM laeka mahaatma gaandhi ni kaalchi champaaru..! velli oka saari charitra chaduvukoa..! miDi miDi NgNjaanaM toa maaTlaaDaku..! ippuDu naaku arthaM avutunnadi..anavasarangaa miDi miDi NgNjaanaM toa maaTlaaDe vaariki cheppaDaM Sudda porabaaTu..! oka saari raayala seema velli chuuDu telangaaNa kanTae abhivRuddi chendindaa laedaa anna sangati telustundi..! telangaaNa nunDi kondaru raitulu, vyaktulu raayalaseema gunDaa railloa tirupatiki prayaaNistuu, kaDapa jilla praantaM loa daarivembaDi kanapaDutunna bhuumulani, panTallaeka unnaa beeDubhuumulani chuustuu konni vyaakyaanaalu chaesaaru.." arre EnTi inta venukabaDi undaa ee praantaM panTala vishayaM loa..anni beeDu bhuumulae unnaayaenTi ..? ilaa maa praantaM loa khaaleegaa unDanae unDavu ani..ippuDu kaadu 1990 laloane maaTlaaDukunTunTae naenu toaTi prayaaNikuDilaa vinTuu kuurchunnaanu..nijamaenaemoa..ani..! ika musugulu gisugulu Emi laevu baabu, unDaalsindi chittaSuddi, oka tapana, bhavishyatta kaaryacharaNa , anniTikannaa monDigaa chaeyalani tapana unDaali ante gaani..daaniki praantaM , kulaM , mataM ,anTuu Emi laedu..! neetoa maaTlaaDaDaM kuuDa anavasaraM ani anipistunnadi..bahuSa neelaagaa aaloachinchae vaarunnaaru kaabaTTae telangaaNa anTuu praanteeya tatva dvaeshaanni digvijayangaa naDipistunnaaru, andukae ee raajakeeya nirudyoagula pabbaM gaDustunnadi ani anipistunnadi..!

Posted by: Mr. కమల్‌ At: 7, Jul 2008 12:24:59 PM IST

BRB gArU... mI prAntamlO puTTi perigina AndhrA vALLani ennikalalO nilabeTTi oka sAri chUDandi. paristiti marOlA unTundi.

Posted by: Mr. Vachaspathi V At: 4, Jul 2008 1:01:50 PM IST

BRB gArU... mimmalni mI nAyakulE mOsam chEstAru. chUstunDandi. kAraNam okkaTE! inkA Ideological commitment lAvAlsina sthAyilO nAyakulaki oka Common PLotform lA rAlEdu. narikEstam... kOsEstham.. pIkEstham... nAkEstham... pOsEstham... gillEstham... gichchEstham... anE rakam bhAsha Devender Goud valla pOtundi. pOyindi kUDA. Ayana A padajAlam upayoginchadu. adi migatA vALLaki chEtakAdu. nijamEnanDi... I rAyala sIma mukhya mantrulanTe AndhrA vALlaki visugochchEsindi. rAmArAvuni kUla dOsindI vALLE! asalu AndhrA vALLaki mukhya mantri ayyE avakASAlu takkuvagA vachchAyi. >>>>>>>>>>> manam chUDAbOyE marO vishayam emiTanTE...! telangANA rAgAnE.... mundu nAyakulu jillAlani panchukunTAru. dOchukOvaDam prArambhistAru. dOchuDE...dOchuDu. narukkODAlu... kuTralu chEyaDAlu... saradAgA...mAnabangAlU anni chOTlA unnAyi. ayitE...AndhrAlO chEtabaDulU, bANA matI mIda nammakAlu takkuva. annadammula vale viDipODAmu anEdi vaTTi mATa. rAjakIyAlalO evvarU annadammulalAgA unDaru. asalu vAvi varasalE unDavu. avakAsam kOddi pottu. paigA telangaNa nAyakulu annELLu asemblI lO undi, akkaDi vAriki chEsindi Em lEdu. pIki aDDAlEsindI Em lEdu. akkaDa nunchi vachchina mukhya mantrulu chEsindI Em lEdu. mundu mundU antE!

Posted by: Mr. Vachaspathi V At: 4, Jul 2008 12:59:03 PM IST

ee annadammulenTayyaa baabu idoaka poalika malli..? andarinichamputaaM , narukutaaM ani anTunnaadi raayalaseema prajalandaruu kaadu, prati praantaM loanu naerapravRutti kaligina manushulunTaaru, daaniki praantaalu , mataalu, kulaalu anTuu taeDaalunDavu adi kondari manushula naijaM antae, daanikae kaevalaM raayalaseema vaaLLae narukutaaru ani anukoavaDaM Sudda muurkhatvaM . ikkaDa naenu chebutunnadi siddaantaalu kaligina vaadaM kaadu, vaastaavaanni chebutunnaa adi grahinchanDi antae gaani mee abhipraayaalaku konni vaadaalu sRushTinchukoni monDigaa vaadinchaTlaedu naenu ikkaDa, iddaru mukhyamantrulunDi kuuDa Emi saadinchalaedu ani anTunnaaru kadaa mari , pi.vi. narasimha raavu, marri chennaareDDi, anjayyaa unDi kuuDa enduku telangaaNa abhivRuddi kaalaedu..? ha ha ha ha Edaina kaani abhivRuddi annadi praantaala naayukalanu baTTi kaadu, chittaSuddi, chaeyaalani tapana, oka aaraaTaM unna manishi kaavaali antae gaani, palaanaa praantaM manishae cheyakalugutaaDu laeka palaana mataM manishoa laeka palaana kulaM manishoa chaestaaDu ani anukoavaDaM muurkhatvamae, ikkaDa sankhya mukhyamaa naalugu jillaalu laeka 11 jillaalu anTuu EnTi unDaedi..? ekkaDaina manishae kadaa..? mari 11 jillaalunDi kuuDa enduku abhivRuddi chaesukoalaeka poayaaru telangaaNa praantaanni anta uupu unnaa vaaLLu..? ee uupulaenTayya baabu ..? kaavaalsindi uupulu kaadu telivi, NgNjaanaM , laeka sankhyanu baTTi manushulloa manasthatvaalu maarutaayaa..? uurikae muurkhangaa maaTlaaDaku baabu kaasta ingita NgNjaanaM toa aalochinchi maaTlaaDu, meeru koaru kunTunnaTlae viDipoadurulae gaani andaruu ade koaru kunTunnaaru raayalaseema prajalu kuuDa, eppuDu haidaraabaadenaa Devalap ayyaedi , oka saari viDipoatae raayalaseema ki kuuDa oka raajadaani vostundi maemu ikkaDa abhivRuddi chaesukunTaamu ei.Ti, inDasTrees ilaa anni maaku vostaayi ani akkaDi prajalu aaSistunnaaru gaani taravaata jarigae pariNaamaalu gurinchi evaru arthaM chaesukoavaTlaedu. idi intaTitoa aagadu raepu jillaala vaarigaa goDavalu taravaata pratyaeka raashTraM anTuu malli inkoa praanteeya vaadaM modalavutundi ante..

Posted by: Mr. కమల్‌ At: 1, Jul 2008 10:27:08 AM IST

ika mee vanarulanu doachukoni maa praantaM loa abhivRuddaa ? ekkaDa baabu naadi kaDapa " daevuDu " abhivRuddi ani chebutunnadi vaari banduvulaki, vaari anunuuyalaki maatramae aasthulu abhivRuddi chaesukunTunnaaru, ante gaani ippaTiki kaDapa loa traagaDaani neeLLu laeka chastunnaaru akkaDi prajalu..nijaM cheppaalanTae mee telangaaNa kanTae raayala seema chaalaa chaalaa venukabaDi undi..konni ELLaloa anantapuraM eDaarigaa maarutundani entoa mandi Saastravaettalu mottukunTunnaa, raayalaseemanaelina raayalaseema naayukulae paTTinchukoalaedu..mari meelaagaa maemu aandhra vaaLLa valanae maaku anyaayaM jarugutunnadani nindalu, abhaanDaalu vaeyaTlaedu..maaku telusu evari valana maemu nashTa poatunnaamoa..aa NgNjaanaM maakundi...

Posted by: Mr. కమల్‌ At: 29, Jun 2008 10:30:45 PM IST

ikkaDa evari bratukulu bratakaDaaniki pourashamaenTi..? asalu meedi naadi anna bhaavamaenToa arthaM kaalaedu..evaruu oka praantaM loa nunna bhuumiloanchi puTTuka raalaedu antaa valasavaadulae ! malli ikkaDa oka poalika okaTi oka moguDiki iddaru bhaaryalani ..ha ha ha vintaina vaadana idi..evaru poalchaaru alaa..meeku meeru poalchukoni maaTlaaDaDamaenTi prati daaniki..? ikkaDa neeLLu evari okkari sottu kaadu, ika aakali manTalu mana raajakeeya naayukula paripaalana vidaanaala valana vachchinavi..avi ee praanta naayukuDu paripaalinchinaa ante ! mari innaeLLu telangaaNa nunDi paripaalinchina naayukulu enduku aa aakali manTalnu teercha laedu..oka aarthaka saraLeekRuta vidhaanalanu pedda ettuna samskarana diSaloa daeSamantaa aacharinchina pi.vi kuuDa mee telangaaNae kadaa..? mari enduku aa aakali kaekalu aagipoalaedu..? oka saari meerae kaadu andaru prati okkaru tamanu taamu aatma paraSeelana chaesukunTae telustundi..! eppuDu eduTi vaarini vraeletti chuupiste migata muuDu vaellu mimmalni chuupistuu unTaayi anna vishayaM telusaa meeku..? evaruu evari vanaralu doachukoalaeru, adantaa raajakeeyanirudyoagula praapagaanDa ante vaaTi buTTaloa..meelaanTi vaarantaa samidhalu..! ee vishayaM meeku ippuDu cheppina mee talakekkadulae..meeru praanteeya nishaaloa unnaaru kadaa..! adi digipoayaentavaraku evaruu Emi cheppinaa talakekkadu..telangaaNa vachchaakaa mee talakekkina nishaa digipoatundi appuDu telustaayi okkoa vishayaM nemmadigaa..! appuDu telisnaa Emi laabhaM unDadu..puurtigaa kaalipoayunTundi kaabaTTi..! konni roajulu poatae malli uttara telangaaNa vaaru pratyaeka raashTraM anTaaru..taravaata nemmadigaa jillaala vaarigaa viDipoataamanTaaru..! veeTiki antamae unDadu taravaata..!

Posted by: Mr. కమల్‌ At: 29, Jun 2008 6:22:49 PM IST

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