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| I Love My Job!
I love my job
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest
I love my office and its location, I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow each day!
I think my job is really swell, there's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers, I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.
I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it won't care. I love each program and every file.
I'd love them more if they worked a while.
I'm happy to be here. I am. I am.
I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job - I'll say it again - I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!!!!!
Posted by: Murali za az At: 15, Apr 2005 11:21:13 PM IST
vijay bzy on friday also...thts good
sunday ho ya monday roj karo kaam :-))
BTW lunch ayyinda andaridi ??
Posted by: Murali za az At: 15, Apr 2005 11:12:32 PM IST
:)
Posted by: Mrs. ♪ ♪ music ♪ ♪ At: 15, Apr 2005 9:21:27 PM IST
vijay, pani chestaamante best of luck chepparu ikkada. pakkakelli silent gaa pani complete chesukoni vacheyyatame....:-))
by the way i am coming to jersey city tomaro vijay, catch u some time on saturday or sunday. call chestaale vache mundu..:-))
Posted by: Suneel At: 15, Apr 2005 9:14:34 PM IST
hey guyzzz, how is ur day going on..mee busy on friday also , wish me best of luck to complete my work as soon as possible. :p
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 15, Apr 2005 8:56:32 PM IST
:))))
Posted by: Nishigandha At: 15, Apr 2005 8:02:39 PM IST
Things To Do in a Meeting
At sensitive moments, blow your nose raucously. Apologize for your sinus condition.
Laugh uproariously at a quip that was made 2 or 3 minutes ago. Say, "Oh, _now_ I get it!"
Wear a disposable paper face mask. Tell the group: "Hey, you don't want to catch what I've got!"
Check your watch very regularly, every 30 seconds or so.
Make a face like somebody beside you farted.
Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the _real_ reason this meeting has been called.
Slowly slump in your seat. When you are about to fall off the chair, suddenly straighten up. Apologize profusely.
Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table.
Remove your shoes and socks. Lay your socks on the table, turn each one inside out, and inspect them carefully. If anyone says anything, tell them "doctor's orders."
Every so often, duck under the table. Stare in horror. Pop back up and look real scared.
Bring a hand puppet, preferably an animal. Ask it to clarify difficult points.
Distribute free condoms before or after the meeting.
Stand up and start doing the Macarena. Forcibly wrestle yourself back into your chair. Look real embarrassed. Tell everybody "My doctor's appointment is tomorrow."
Bring a large box of Depends to the meeting. Stow them under the conference table. Explain to a neighbor: "Just in case."
Play a game of jacks on the conference table. Explain that it helps you concentrate.
When there is a call for questions, lean back in your chair, prop your feet up on the table, smile contentedly, and say, "Well, here's the way I see it, J.B..." (or any other impressive-sounding initials that are not actually your boss's.)
Posted by: Murali za az At: 15, Apr 2005 7:58:55 PM IST
Morning friends :-))
Posted by: Murali za az At: 15, Apr 2005 7:12:39 PM IST
Good morning guyz. One more disappointing match..:-(((
Posted by: Suneel At: 15, Apr 2005 6:41:21 PM IST
http://hoa-viet.com/files/hotdrink.swf
Posted by: Murali za az At: 15, Apr 2005 4:40:28 AM IST
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