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| I think meeru multiplication tables gurinche cheppinatlu vunnaru.
1. When do elephants have 8 feet
A.When there are two of them.
2.How many times can you subtract 6 from 30
A.Only once,after that it is no longer 30.
3. A woman has 5 children and half of them are male? How can this be?
A.Only if the other half is male too.
4.What always ends everything?
A.The letter g.
5.Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
A.On their feet.
6.What driver doesn't have a licence?
A.A Screw driver
7.What kind of can never needs a can opener?
A.A Pelican.
8.What kind of table has no legs?
A. Multiplication Table.
9.What has 4 eyes but can't see?
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 27, Aug 2002 6:37:24 PM IST
vegetables
Posted by: Mr. Suresh At: 27, Aug 2002 6:32:32 PM IST
Table(s)!!!
Posted by: Mr. Manish Kumar N At: 27, Aug 2002 6:31:10 PM IST
Inkaa try cheyyandi Madhavi chinnappudu manam nerchukunnamu ivi.
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 27, Aug 2002 6:25:28 PM IST
eaTABLE?
Posted by: Ms. madhavi boppudi At: 27, Aug 2002 6:18:53 PM IST
thappandee.
1. When do elephants have 8 feet
A.When there are two of them.
2.How many times can you subtract 6 from 30
A.Only once,after that it is no longer 30.
3. A woman has 5 children and half of them are male? How can this be?
A.Only if the other half is male too.
4.What always ends everything?
A.The letter g.
5.Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
A.On their feet.
6.What driver doesn't have a licence?
A.A Screw driver
7.What kind of can never needs a can opener?
A.A Pelican.
8.What kind of table has no legs?
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 27, Aug 2002 6:07:43 PM IST
forest lo ramudu, lakshman, seeta, anjaneeya veltunnaaru..veltu unte madhyalo oka pedda konda vachindi..
ramudu konda taka taka ekkesaadu..
next seeta--pati ye pratyaksha dyvam annatlu ramudu venakaale ekkindi..
lakshman matram konda ekka kundaa konda chuttu tirigi vastaadu..
anjaneeya ki emi cheyyalo artham kaka, ramudu naa devudu anukuntu konda ekkutaadu..
konda datina taruvata anjaneeya, lakshman ni aa route lo enduku vellaav ani adugutaadu??
lakshman anna gaari route lo vellakundaa inko route lo enduku vellaadu??
ANSWER PLZ
Posted by: Mr. kalyan chakravarthy chalasani At: 27, Aug 2002 5:18:19 PM IST
can which is opened already
Posted by: Mr. Suresh At: 27, Aug 2002 5:06:12 PM IST
Correcte nandee
1. When do elephants have 8 feet
A.When there are two of them.
2.How many times can you subtract 6 from 30
A.Only once,after that it is no longer 30.
3. A woman has 5 children and half of them are male? How can this be?
A.Only if the other half is male too.
4.What always ends everything?
A.The letter g.
5.Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
A.On their feet.
6.What driver doesn't have a licence?
A.A Screw driver
7.What kind of can never needs a can opener?
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 27, Aug 2002 5:04:37 PM IST
screw driver
Posted by: Mr. Suresh At: 27, Aug 2002 5:01:14 PM IST
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