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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Allari chEddaam ranDi :-) | |
| @RR, Simbly suberb :))
Posted by: Mr. Kanna At: 15, Dec 2003 4:13:53 PM IST
YeH!! Telugulo dhanchutunnaruga janalu
Had been to chennai 35deg. undeamo
But ippudu khool Me from Hyd Chinna
nice meeting you
Posted by: Mr. Kanna At: 15, Dec 2003 3:42:23 PM IST
Hope you enjoy a good laugh and take it in the right spirit without any hard feelings...
*** Tamil Jokes***
Q : How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu ?
A : Ready....Steady.....PO.
Q : What do you call a really colourful Tamilian ?
A : Rangamannar Rangarajan.
***Sindhi Jokes***
Q : A Sindhi Painter ?
A : Sada-rangani.
Q : A Sindhi Chef ?
A : Papadmull Kukreja.
Q : A Sindhi Electrician ?
A : Voltram Bijlani.
Q : A Sindhi Milkman ?
A : Gopal Dudeja.
Q : A Sindhi Pest Control Contractor ?
A : Khatmull Marwani.
Q : A Sindhi Casanova ?
A : Prem Kissinchandani.
Q : A Sindhi Fire-Engine ?
A : Bhambhani.
Q : A Sindhi Detergent ?
A : Neelam Rin-Dani.
Q : A Sindhi Postman ?
A : Mailwani.
Q : A Communist Sindhi ?
A : Karl Lal-wani.
Q : A Fashionable Sindhi ?
A : Jogio Armani or Primlani.
Q : A Heroic Sindhi Soldier ?
A : Hiroo Sipahimalani.
Q : A Forgetful Sindhi ?
A : Bhulo Bhulchandani.
Q : A Sindhi Fly ?
A : Makhija.
**** Maharashtrian Jokes***
Q : What is a gay Maharashtrian called ?
A : Deccan Queen (dakkan queen)
Q : What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharashtrian ?
A : Tumhi Marathe, Aamhi Karate.
***Gujju Jokes***
Q : Why does the Gujju go to London ?
A : To see his Big Ben.
Q : Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea
A : Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes (snacks) with it.
Q : Why did the American get scared of the Gujju ?
A : Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'
Q : What did the Gujju mean when he said," Maro dikro STATES ma gayo ?
A : His son failed in statistics.
Q : Maro dikro Dubai gayo ?
A : My son drowned.
Q : Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch on TV ?
A : Be-watch. (Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)
***Sardar Jokes***
Q : Khalistan's national song ?
A : Bande marte hum.
Q : A female Khalistan terrorist ?
A : Hard Kaur.
Q : A famous Khalistani profession ?
A : Jarnailism.
****Malayalee Jokes****
All Malayalees. please excuse!
Pronounce all words just as it is written
* What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
IngumDax
* Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.
* Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.
* Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.
* Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
* What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
* Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
Because he wanted to hear pope music.
* How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yem
* What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
* What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto
*! And for! cargo?
A Loree
* Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
* Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala
* Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi
* Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'
Q : What do you call an amazing Malayalee ?
A : Pheno Menon.
Q : What do you call a dashing Malayalee ?
A : Debo Nair.
Q : Why did the Malayalee cross the road ?
A : To join the trade union on the other side.
Posted by: Mr. Kanna At: 15, Dec 2003 3:38:01 PM IST
E dESam nuvvu kannA? mAku enDa unnA 2 DigrIlu undi, chali gAlulu vIstunnAyi, enDa kAnti chUsi mAmUlu jakeT vEsukuni vachchA, dammu pIkutOnTE gijagijalADutOndi. manchu paDitE bAvuNNu
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 15, Dec 2003 3:37:23 PM IST
namastee pedannayyaa
Posted by: Venkat Kadiyala At: 15, Dec 2003 3:33:20 PM IST
namastE guruvu gaaruu :))
Posted by: KAVITHA At: 15, Dec 2003 3:25:55 PM IST
Thank U Mr.Kannaa :))
ha..ha..ha..idi allari kaadu maaTlaaDukunTunnaam antE..mEmu modalupeDitE kishkindakaanDE
Posted by: KAVITHA At: 15, Dec 2003 3:18:20 PM IST
ippaTi varaku anta ekkuva lEdu gaani..inkaa perigE suuchana kanipistundi.
Posted by: KAVITHA At: 15, Dec 2003 3:16:05 PM IST
Hiiii Kavita, Gopika, Chinnodu
Enti allarante intena?????
kavita miss mee Quotes adhurs!!
Em vanalu, Maaku ikkada enda iragesinde
Posted by: Mr. Kanna At: 15, Dec 2003 3:14:23 PM IST
aunaTa kadA!
akhAtamau jalanidhilOnA manchi mutyamunnaTulE SOkAlA marugunA dAgI sukhamunnadilE ...
intakI tIrAnni dATindA? mI vaijAg lO kUDA vAna paDutOndA?
Posted by: Durga Prasad At: 15, Dec 2003 3:02:26 PM IST
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