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For those who have worked with UNIX, you've no doubt seen the various lists of "funny" responses from unix when you misenter "appropriate"mistakes... here is yet another such list. % cat "food in cans" cat: can't open food in cans % nice man woman No manual entry for woman. % rm God rm: God nonexistent % ar t God ar: God does not exist % ar r God ar: creating God % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? Unmatched ". % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % ^How did the sex change operation go? ^ Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % sleep with me bad character % got a light? No match. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % !:say, what is saccharine? Bad substitute. /* not csh but sh */ $ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! $ drink bottle: cannot open opener: not found

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 29, Nov 2002 11:47:25 AM IST

Bill Gates was in India a few days ago. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi. Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in the Hindi version of... Khidkiyan97: Phaail = File Bachao = Save Aise Bachao = Save as Subko Bachao = Save All Mujhe Bachao = Help Dhoondo = Find Firse Dhoondo = Find Again Hilao = Move Daak = Mail Daakiya = Mailer Paas se dhekho = Zoom Duur se dhekho = Zoom Out Kholo = Open Bandh Karo = Close Naya = New Khatara = Old Badli Karo = Replace Bhaago = Run Chhaapo = Print Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview Kaapi = Copy Kaato = Cut Kato = Stupid Houseguest Chipkao = Paste Payshul Chipkao = Paste Special Goli Maaro = Delete Nazaara = View Hathiyaar = Tools Hathiyaar Khambha = Toolbar Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit Ped = Tree Thooso = Compress Chooha = mouse Tik-Tik Karo = Click Idhar-se-Udhar.Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar Cheers ! --------------------------------------------- Desi Advertisement Love Letter! You are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and also my AIWA (pure passion). I always BPL (belive in the best)and you are my SANSUI (better than the best). You are my MC DOWELS (mera no 1) love LAO PALA (made for one). I belive in FRESHIA (gore pan se jyade khoobsurti ka wada) and you are one of the most beautiful in this world. I think of you day and night. When you give me one and only smile you are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million of smile per day) for me. This is COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh) feeling for me. I would like you to be my life partner. I know you are afraid about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakeable) and also my father who is CEAT (born tough). But don't worry I am also FORD ICON (the josh machine) and rest of my family members are KELVINATOR (the coolest one). If they will say no we will run and marry and PHILIPS (lets make things better). They feel MIRINDA (jor ka jatka dhire se lage) and we COCA COLA (jo chahe ho jaye coca cola enjoy). Trust in GOD who is always NOKIA (connecting people) those who love each other. And we are WILLS (made for each other). We will be HERO HONDA (leading the way) of our love life. Then our life will be BOLERO (break free). Now HUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (the real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (fun, fast easy), PARX (always comfortable) and also AMUL (the real taste of India) and for me life is HOME TRADE (life means more) So never forget me. OK bye! I wrote little but PEPSI (ye dil mange more) -----------------------------------------------------

Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 29, Nov 2002 11:45:05 AM IST

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