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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | kita kitalu - JOKES :))))))) | |
| oh...nenu mrs hyderabad andamanukunna...typo le...:P
Posted by: Rajesh At: 3, Mar 2004 1:58:49 AM IST
copy cat ledu paste cat ledu...pani chusuko talli nuvvu... --)sukku
andari vishayalu kavali neeku ..hehehe...
miss hyderabad selections avutunnayi anta vellu aa pani meeda undu nuvvu...:P
Posted by: Rajesh At: 3, Mar 2004 1:41:20 AM IST
yep...i donwan 2 b da same old desi..hehehe..
thanx dho..
Posted by: Rajesh At: 3, Mar 2004 1:04:32 AM IST
lol... or the gal is a ABCD or american.
FYI... i am a desi and i open my car door to gals. :P
Posted by: Rajesh At: 3, Mar 2004 0:48:16 AM IST
Good Jokes Arunagaru
ivanni mee Chennailo vachara?? :)
Posted by: Venkat Kadiyala At: 2, Mar 2004 2:21:15 PM IST
Newspaper Headlines :
India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock
Self-immolation best bet to reduce population: Dept. of Family Planning
Furore over Minister spending 2 crores for fixing broken leg of a
Logarithmic Table
Flood in Bihar; 2 die of thirst
Ray of hope for India as Ravi Shastri retires
No bombings in Kashmir today
Laloo to be made National Animal
Suit filed holding Rao responsible for Battle of Panipat, 1526
Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in Jail
Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58% - Politicians
Ramar Pillai produces Pottasium Permanganate from Rice, Water, a stick and
some Pottasium Permanganate
Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software
Death penalty upheld for Suicide victim
India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games
Committee formed to study the effectiveness of Commissions
Freedom Fighters to be lathi-charged to comemmorate 50 years of
Independence
India to aim for 100% reservation by Year 2000
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 2, Mar 2004 11:20:04 AM IST
coool..:)
Posted by: Mr. anand kumar At: 2, Mar 2004 10:28:59 AM IST
Computers are Like Men...
In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
Computers are Like Women...
No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
Posted by: Venkat Kadiyala At: 2, Mar 2004 10:28:08 AM IST
coool..:)
Posted by: Mr. anand kumar At: 2, Mar 2004 10:27:04 AM IST
cool..good one bunny..:))
Posted by: Mr. anand kumar At: 2, Mar 2004 10:07:08 AM IST
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